Jamie Cheese's definitions

Smoke the feds

Smoke the Feds
To engage in a high-speed police chase, out-driving and evading the authorities to get away, either solo or with friends, often while smoking a spliff and blasting loud music. The driver might be in a high-performance car, like a Golf R, or a old banger, sometimes stolen or uninsured, unroadworthy, and possibly driven without a license. They could also be riding dirty or involved in criminal activity, like a robbery.

The driver might be intoxicated, over the legal limit for alcohol or drugs. During the chase, they might wipe fingerprints, use hazard lights to signal to the police to move aside, lock the doors, and speed off. They might also film the chase to post on social media or share with friends, turning it into a viral video.

If caught, the driver risks prison time, losing their license, a long driving ban, or even causing a fatal accident.

Frank: “Lee, did you see that viral YouTube video of those Scouser lads in the Golf R? Getting chased and getting away from the feds?—they proper

Smoke the feds.
Lee: “Yeah, mate! They were smoking a spliff, having a laugh, blasting tunes on the motorway, weaving between cars… must’ve been doing a hundred mile an hour or more! LOL. Mad lads, innit?”

Frank: “It gave me an adrenaline rush just watching it! They proper Smoked the feds

by Jamie Cheese November 17, 2025

Tune Fishing

Tune Fishing: A modern day hobbies trend where you use your smartphone as a fishing rod to discover the best music. Instead of catching fish, you catch tunes that come to mind, get inspired by, or find while scrolling through YouTube or your feed. Instead of a fishing net, you share these tunes with friends on WhatsApp or social media, making them easily accessible so you can listen to them later. With your friends, it can be a really fun activity and a competition for who can find the best tunes, a bit like Pokémon but with music.

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Frank: "What you doing this weekend, Lee?"
Lee: "I'm gonna spend all day tune fishing, mate."
Frank: "Yeah, good idea! We definitely need some new sick tunes bruv.

by Jamie Cheese November 18, 2025

Drunkaphobe

Drunkaphobe: A person who really hates drunk individuals. They often dislike the way drunk people laugh, speak, smell, or behave, and may feel discomfort or even jealousy towards those having a good time. This can sometimes be rooted in feelings of insecurity or inferiority, especially if they struggle with alcohol themselves. It can also be influenced by personal experiences, family history, or religious beliefs. Ultimately, drunkaphobes feel discomfort and resentment when sober, but might not mind drinking themselves. They might try to bully, fight, wind up, or play mind games with a drunk person out of spite, and they may even try emotional blackmail to discourage drinking. It’s best to avoid them. Some are also known to harass you the next day, trying to make you feel guilty or embarrassed. They even think they have a medical degree and use phrases like, 'Your liver will pack up' and 'You look healthier not drinking.

Lee: Frank, you know my missus, she really hates it when I’ve been drinking. But it’s funny, they don’t mind getting drunk themselves, do they, bruv?.

Frank: I know, our missus get proper smashed and we have to carry them home, bruv! LOL, and we don’t give a shit—women are such hypocrites, Drunkaphobes these days! LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 11, 2025

Piphunter

A person or persons who extort or rips off a vulnerable person in the UK who receives the personal Independence Payment benefit for their disability due to mental or physical problems.

Did you see that crafty Piphunter pretending to care for that poor guy with the mental age of a child just waiting for his PIP to go into his bank account at the end of the month?

And then trick him into handing over all or most of his money which he needs to live on for the whole month only to spend the whole lot on hard drugs, brooze etc, every month this happens I always see him broke skint hungry crying in the street saying it's not my fault the poor guy. What total scumbags

by Jamie Cheese April 4, 2025

Prison Flex

Prison Flex: An abundance of high-status items hoarded in prison to display prestige and comfort, including luxury trainers, the latest smartphones (such as the newest iPhone), multiple bottles of shampoo or shower gel, premium tobacco, branded clothing, electronics like hi-fi systems and TVs, and commissary items like noodles and sweets in abundance.

Lee: Bruv, I was watching this YouTube video, and this prisoner had a massive TV, and proper top-notch trainers! He had more food than I've got at home!
Frank: Prison flex is all well and good, bruv, but the real flex is freedom!
Lee: Init, bruv! LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 20, 2025

Bum Baiting

Bum Baiting : A recent trend in the UK where individuals provoke or antagonize vulnerable people, such as homeless individuals, drug addicts, and alcoholics, often while they’re drinking or in public spaces. This behavior is typically recorded for online videos, done for amusement, to gain views, or to make money by making the video go viral. It’s similar to "vlogprovoking," both with a focus on exploiting the vulnerable.

Lee: Every time I go on YouTube, I keep seeing these YouTubers, annoying homeless drunks and drug addicts just for a view. These people have enough struggles, Bruv.
Frank: Init bruv. There is proper bum baiting.
Lee: Yeah, there scum those sorts of people, Bruv.
Frank: Don't worry, karma always catches up Bruv. LOL
Lee: Init bruv, they will be the ones on the streets homeless one day and have to deal with all the people they have pissed off LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 9, 2025

Fatfluencer

Fatfluencer: A social media personality who proudly promotes body positivity acceptance, often embracing their own plus-size identity. Fatfluencers can have millions of followers, often securing brand deals, appearances in music videos, and modeling opportunities. They also get invited on TV shows and radio programs for interviews, becoming online celebrities. While they can inspire confidence and challenge societal norms, there are significant health risks associated with extreme obesity, including diabetes, severe mobility issues, and depression, which can lead to an early grave.They also have online beef with other social media personalities, but mainly with fitness influencers.

Frank: “Hey Lee, did you see that viral Blair White video? The one about those body-positive fatfluencers — you know, the ‘he died, she died, they died’ bit?”
Lee: “Yeah, I saw it, Frank. They took their own advice and paid the price.”

by Jamie Cheese November 15, 2025