Definitions by Jamie Cheese
Drunkaphobe
Drunkaphobe: A person who really hates drunk individuals. They often dislike the way drunk people laugh, speak, smell, or behave, and may feel discomfort or even jealousy towards those having a good time. This can sometimes be rooted in feelings of insecurity or inferiority, especially if they struggle with alcohol themselves. It can also be influenced by personal experiences, family history, or religious beliefs. Ultimately, drunkaphobes feel discomfort and resentment when sober, but might not mind drinking themselves. They might try to bully, fight, wind up, or play mind games with a drunk person out of spite, and they may even try emotional blackmail to discourage drinking. It’s best to avoid them. Some are also known to harass you the next day, trying to make you feel guilty or embarrassed. They even think they have a medical degree and use phrases like, 'Your liver will pack up' and 'You look healthier not drinking.
Lee: Frank, you know my missus, she really hates it when I’ve been drinking. But it’s funny, they don’t mind getting drunk themselves, do they, bruv?.
Frank: I know, our missus get proper smashed and we have to carry them home, bruv! LOL, and we don’t give a shit—women are such hypocrites, Drunkaphobes these days! LOL.
Frank: I know, our missus get proper smashed and we have to carry them home, bruv! LOL, and we don’t give a shit—women are such hypocrites, Drunkaphobes these days! LOL.
Drunkaphobe by Jamie Cheese December 11, 2025
War Tourist
War Tourist: A war tourist is typically a middle-aged, middle- or upper-class male from the West a individual who, in a modern-day midlife crisis, seeks excitement beyond ordinary holiday experiences. They venture into conflict zones and war-torn countries for the thrill and unique experiences, often relishing the danger. Sometimes, they even attempt to join local military efforts. This new form of tourism can lead to significant consequences, including legal repercussions, accusations of terrorism, and the risk of being kidnapped, tortured, or even dying. They may return home with souvenirs such as bullets, shrapnel, or even human remains. War tourists prefer these intense experiences over typical holidays and often proudly share their stories and souvenirs.
Lee: Frank, I was watching the news the other day, and there was this bloke who goes to war-torn countries on holiday, just to watch wars. LOL
Frank: Yeah, Bruv, I think that’s the new trend, nowadays? War tourism! These posh blokes get bored with their fancy five-star hotels and decide, why not head into a warzone instead LOL for a bit of a kick
Lee: I reckon Bruv, and then they come back showing off their souvenirs—bullets, shrapnel, pieces of human bones.
Frank: These sick fuckers these war tourists, Bruv
Lee: init bruv LOL
Frank: Yeah, Bruv, I think that’s the new trend, nowadays? War tourism! These posh blokes get bored with their fancy five-star hotels and decide, why not head into a warzone instead LOL for a bit of a kick
Lee: I reckon Bruv, and then they come back showing off their souvenirs—bullets, shrapnel, pieces of human bones.
Frank: These sick fuckers these war tourists, Bruv
Lee: init bruv LOL
War Tourist by Jamie Cheese December 9, 2025
County Lines
County Lines: A term describing the expansion of urban UK drug gangs into rural areas. These gangs sometimes exploit vulnerable people — including children — to push potent, cheap hard drugs like crack and heroin, flooding places where supply is usually thin. Then cuckooing, vunlenble people taking over someone’s home, is a common tactic used. The lifestyle is often glamorised by UK drill rap YouTube videos , where wannabe gangsters hanging around in council estates in groups wearing facemasks designer clothing flexing luxury watches worth more than flats houses and cruise around in high-end cars like Lamborghini Uruses. But behind the fake image and online persona the reality is simple: most of them end up skint, dead, or nicked, or doing long stretches in prison — basically, their life is ruined.
Lee: Frank, have you seen them county lines dealers flexing their high-end cars, luxury watches, designer clothes hanging round with them super hot birds on YouTube bruv ?
Frank: You think that lifestyle is real your a mug bruv. Most are dead or in jail now, Bruv.
Lee: really bruv ? LOL.
Frank: You think that lifestyle is real your a mug bruv. Most are dead or in jail now, Bruv.
Lee: really bruv ? LOL.
County Lines by Jamie Cheese December 9, 2025
Stealth stedhead
Stealth stedhead: A person who secretly uses steroids while pretending to be natural. This term applies to fitness influencers, movie stars, sports figures, and everyday people—someone you might even know personally. Often given away by large veins, mood swings, erratic behavior, and a huge, unnatural fast build.
Lee: Frank you seen that guy down the gym bruv? he's massive. He told me he's never taken anything all natural, he said.
Frank: He's not fooling anyone with a build like that, Bruv, he had more juice than Tropicana. He's deffo a Stealth stedhead you Muppet. LOL
Lee: LOL.
Frank: He's not fooling anyone with a build like that, Bruv, he had more juice than Tropicana. He's deffo a Stealth stedhead you Muppet. LOL
Lee: LOL.
Stealth stedhead by Jamie Cheese December 9, 2025
Infleecers
Infleecers: prominent influencers who exploits the trust of their large following by scamming them through cryptocurrency fraud, charity scams, and high-priced training schemes etc. These individuals effectively “fleece” their followers, often flaunting their wealth and lavish purchases. Sometimes, they may be caught and face legal consequences, including jail time.
Lee: Frank, this influencer says that his new crypto coin is going to make us all millionaires bruv!
Frank: Don’t be a muppet, Bruv. You know YouTube is full of these infleecers. Scammers
Lee: Really Bruv?
Frank: Yeah, they take your money and run, Bruv
Lee: Cheers. I almost remortgaged my house, Bruv.
Frank: You donut bruv LOL
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Don’t be a muppet, Bruv. You know YouTube is full of these infleecers. Scammers
Lee: Really Bruv?
Frank: Yeah, they take your money and run, Bruv
Lee: Cheers. I almost remortgaged my house, Bruv.
Frank: You donut bruv LOL
Lee: LOL.
Infleecers by Jamie Cheese December 9, 2025
Bum Baiting
Bum Baiting : A recent trend in the UK where individuals provoke or antagonize vulnerable people, such as homeless individuals, drug addicts, and alcoholics, often while they’re drinking or in public spaces. This behavior is typically recorded for online videos, done for amusement, to gain views, or to make money by making the video go viral. It’s similar to "vlogprovoking," both with a focus on exploiting the vulnerable.
Lee: Every time I go on YouTube, I keep seeing these YouTubers, annoying homeless drunks and drug addicts just for a view. These people have enough struggles, Bruv.
Frank: Init bruv. There is proper bum baiting.
Lee: Yeah, there scum those sorts of people, Bruv.
Frank: Don't worry, karma always catches up Bruv. LOL
Lee: Init bruv, they will be the ones on the streets homeless one day and have to deal with all the people they have pissed off LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Init bruv. There is proper bum baiting.
Lee: Yeah, there scum those sorts of people, Bruv.
Frank: Don't worry, karma always catches up Bruv. LOL
Lee: Init bruv, they will be the ones on the streets homeless one day and have to deal with all the people they have pissed off LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Bum Baiting by Jamie Cheese December 9, 2025
Clout Hunter
Clout Hunter:
A clout hunter is someone who relentlessly chases popularity, attention, or fame — often at the expense of others and with very little common sense. They’ll jump on any viral trend, force collaborations, or pull dramatic, over-the-top stunts just to get noticed.
Clout hunters may harass, chase, or even stalk real celebrities, trying to get filmed with them or sneak into their spotlight for a quick hit of fame. They might also spread rumours or bad-mouth people online to boost their own image.
They’ll sometimes put themselves — and others — in danger by attempting reckless or idiotic stunts, like climbing buildings or hanging off ledges, all for the chance to go viral. These stunts can lead to serious injuries, prison time, or even death.
A clout hunter can be a complete nobody desperately seeking recognition, or someone already a bit famous who constantly needs more attention to stay relevant.
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A clout hunter is someone who relentlessly chases popularity, attention, or fame — often at the expense of others and with very little common sense. They’ll jump on any viral trend, force collaborations, or pull dramatic, over-the-top stunts just to get noticed.
Clout hunters may harass, chase, or even stalk real celebrities, trying to get filmed with them or sneak into their spotlight for a quick hit of fame. They might also spread rumours or bad-mouth people online to boost their own image.
They’ll sometimes put themselves — and others — in danger by attempting reckless or idiotic stunts, like climbing buildings or hanging off ledges, all for the chance to go viral. These stunts can lead to serious injuries, prison time, or even death.
A clout hunter can be a complete nobody desperately seeking recognition, or someone already a bit famous who constantly needs more attention to stay relevant.
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Lee: Frank, did you see that YouTube clout hunter Speed trying to get Messi's attention the other day, Bruv?
Frank: Yeah, he kept shouting Messi. Messi was having none of it LOL.
Lee: Exactly! Messi just kept on walking, totally ignoring him. It was like the clout hunter didn’t even exist.
Frank: Yeah, Messi knows he's too big time bruv LOL.
Lee: The lengths people go to be famous these days, Bruv LOL.
Frank: Yeah, he kept shouting Messi. Messi was having none of it LOL.
Lee: Exactly! Messi just kept on walking, totally ignoring him. It was like the clout hunter didn’t even exist.
Frank: Yeah, Messi knows he's too big time bruv LOL.
Lee: The lengths people go to be famous these days, Bruv LOL.
Clout Hunter by Jamie Cheese December 6, 2025