When an obese Haitian women with a lot of body hair sits on your groin and proceeds to twist around until your genitalia become dark purple.
by JamesNewton January 31, 2025
During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.
by JamesNewton February 04, 2025
When you get two guys and cover them from head to toe with peanut butter, and than procede to vigorously nut all over them and than lick everything off at the end.
by JamesNewton February 04, 2025
When you tie as many rubber bands around your nuts until they start to lose circulation and swell up. Growing in size and creating a massive bulge in your pants.
"Everyone kept looking at me weirdly today, I didn't understand why. Until I remembered that I had a Brooklyn Bulge poking out"
by JamesNewton February 07, 2025
A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.
by JamesNewton February 04, 2025
Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.
"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"
by JamesNewton February 04, 2025
When you retain sperm and don't nut for months on end. After you feel that you can't hold it in anymore, you are going to absolutely unleash your gargantuan load on the bus and on everybody in it.
"After months of trying to stop jerking off, I couldn't hold it in any longer. So I let out a Brazilian Bus Bazooka"
by JamesNewton February 04, 2025