James Lowe's definitions

porn

When you cant get sex...look no further than a magazine, pictures, and the internet

Porn leads to a very healthy habit.. masturbation

by James Lowe November 16, 2004

earios

Mike Tysons favorite cereal

For breakfast, Mike Tyson grabs a bowl of Earios to start his day.

by James Lowe December 12, 2008

ownage

Cliffy B's website and invented word (for all you suckers who dont know who Cliffy B is..he is the creator of the Unreal games)

OWNAGE! Cliffy B would be proud

by James Lowe August 8, 2004

George Carlin

The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!

They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!

by James Lowe May 7, 2004

Dodge

The Ultimate Car company, dominating the muscle era with the Hemi and Magnum engines.

The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)

Dodge: Rocks your world
Chevy: Rules your mom
Ford: Wants your grandma

by James Lowe October 24, 2004

explosive diarrhea

A time when you shit so hard that it all comes out of your ass at once..most of the time leaving your ass more pooey than a whole roll of T.P. can handle

MOM!! I.....need more T.P.

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

by James Lowe October 17, 2004