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Homer Simpson

Perhaps the dumbest cartoon character of all-time. He's not stupid-funny.. hes stupid-stupid, he makes Peter Griffin from Family Guy look like Einstein. Also, Peter Griffin stars in the funniest cartoon show ever made.
Homer Simpson's IQ is less than his shoe size, and he probably wear size 5 in womens.
by James Lowe December 28, 2005
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dark helmet

Dark Helmet is a character in Mel Brooks's movie Spaceballs (acted by Rick Moranis)

The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.
WHAT?! You went over my helmet?!
by James Lowe September 21, 2004
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Japanese cars

The true opitime of shit. you have to tune these 4-cylinder pieces of fuel efficieny shit to the max just to make them worthy of a "car"

What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.

It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.

It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"

I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.

Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
rice-rockets are no better than to kiss American Muscle's tires.

Japanese cars are wannabees
by James Lowe February 11, 2005
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explosive diarrhea

A time when you shit so hard that it all comes out of your ass at once..most of the time leaving your ass more pooey than a whole roll of T.P. can handle
MOM!! I.....need more T.P.
by James Lowe June 4, 2004
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earios

For breakfast, Mike Tyson grabs a bowl of Earios to start his day.
by James Lowe December 12, 2008
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cornholio

Beavis's alter-ego..The master of all that is toilet paper..do you have TP for his bunghole?
I AM Cornholio! I NEED TP FOR BUNGHOLE!!
by James Lowe June 4, 2004
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Joke

Q: A mexican guy and a black guys is in a car, whos driving?

A: the cops
by James Lowe February 5, 2005
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