James Lowe's definitions

cornelious

Chevy Chase's real name..

Chevy Chase's REAL name is Cornelious!?
...whoa...

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

cock knocker

1.One who punches a man's balls

2. An evil villain in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

3. Also see Mark Hamill

APPLAUSE! Look kids! Its Mark Hamill!

by James Lowe August 4, 2005

earios

Mike Tysons favorite cereal

For breakfast, Mike Tyson grabs a bowl of Earios to start his day.

by James Lowe December 12, 2008

cornholio

Beavis's alter-ego..The master of all that is toilet paper..do you have TP for his bunghole?

I AM Cornholio! I NEED TP FOR BUNGHOLE!!

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Joke

Q: A mexican guy and a black guys is in a car, whos driving?

A: the cops

Funny shit, huh? I like that one

by James Lowe February 5, 2005

porn

When you cant get sex...look no further than a magazine, pictures, and the internet

Porn leads to a very healthy habit.. masturbation

by James Lowe November 16, 2004

world's strongest man

a man who's muscles are practically about to rip out of his skin and veins are showing as though they are surfaced at the skin..

That bitch looks like he's the strongest man in the world!

by James Lowe May 7, 2004