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Dodge

The Ultimate Car company, dominating the muscle era with the Hemi and Magnum engines.

The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)
Dodge: Rocks your world
Chevy: Rules your mom
Ford: Wants your grandma
by James Lowe October 24, 2004
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George Carlin

The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!
They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!
by James Lowe May 7, 2004
mugGet the George Carlinmug.

dark helmet

Dark Helmet is a character in Mel Brooks's movie Spaceballs (acted by Rick Moranis)

The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.
WHAT?! You went over my helmet?!
by James Lowe September 21, 2004
mugGet the dark helmetmug.

mud flaps

a homo only has balls because it prevents getting shit all over the rest of thier body.
by James Lowe February 12, 2005
mugGet the mud flapsmug.

Street Racing Syndicate

The worst street racing game of all-time for the following reasons:

1. Namco should have left it to the dying 3DO

2. There is no "sensde of speed" as seen in NFSU

3. going over 120 MPH and sliding out for turning

4. Namco has NO knowledge of the street racing genre..and should have left it to Ea or Rockstar Games

5. This game is in poor quality, and could have been made in 5 days by a braindead labratory ape

6. even though this factor doesnt mean crap to people like me...the graphics are poor and dont even meet PS2 or Gamecube standards
Namco..you have no knowledge of street racing and therefore should have stayed out of EA's and Rockstar Game's business.
by James Lowe September 6, 2004
mugGet the Street Racing Syndicatemug.

petroleum

I need to stop at the gas station and put premium petroleum in my pimpin' 1979 Camaro.
by James Lowe July 19, 2005
mugGet the petroleummug.

God

1) A poor excuse for people to believe in something

2) Do religious people SERIOUSLY believe there's an invisible man living in the clouds?

3) Poorly made religious figure

4) Something more unexplainable than UFO's and alien porn combined.
There is no God, there is only purgatory....Earth itself
by James Lowe December 17, 2004
mugGet the Godmug.

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