James Lowe's definitions

earios

Mike Tysons favorite cereal

For breakfast, Mike Tyson grabs a bowl of Earios to start his day.

by James Lowe December 12, 2008

porn

When you cant get sex...look no further than a magazine, pictures, and the internet

Porn leads to a very healthy habit.. masturbation

by James Lowe November 16, 2004

dark helmet

Dark Helmet is a character in Mel Brooks's movie Spaceballs (acted by Rick Moranis)

The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.

WHAT?! You went over my helmet?!

by James Lowe September 21, 2004

flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

explosive diarrhea

A time when you shit so hard that it all comes out of your ass at once..most of the time leaving your ass more pooey than a whole roll of T.P. can handle

MOM!! I.....need more T.P.

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

my bawls r gawd

What the fuck do you think the definition means? My balls are god!

see represent yo shit 8)

OMFG MY bawls r gawd

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

bonerga

The ultimate stage of having an erection, also known (in my terms) when your cock cannot get any harder or longer and you are forced to strain to keep it that way...can also be known as the super-saiyan stage of erections.

Oh my god...I..HAVE..A BONERGA!!!

by James Lowe September 6, 2004