James Kelly Williamson's definitions

FMTKAYTFO

A mnemonic for "For Me To Know And You To Find Out"

F = for, M = me, T = To, K = know, A = and, Y = you,
T = to, F = find, O = out

For Me To Know And You To Find Out

FMTKAYTFO

Niloc__"Crotch is the best band out there man."

Kelly__"They are Skanky Sankis!"

Niloc__"What is that?"

Kelly__" FMTKAYTFO "

Niloc__"Huh?"

by James Kelly Williamson February 8, 2008

TYLJ

This is the mnemonic used by people of the religious persuation on chats. It is used to thank the Lord Jesus hense,

T = Thank, Y = You, L = Lord, J = Jesus.

TYLJ

Mary___"Oh, Kelly the Lord Jesus has come into my life and changed it for the better."

Kelly___"TYLJ".......Thank You Lord Jesus.

by James Kelly Williamson January 23, 2008

AUFK

AUFK is a mnemonic for "Are You Fucking Kidding!"

A = Are, Y = You, F = Fucking, K = Kidding

This phrase is used to express great surprise or excitement.

If used in front of your Mom it carries an X rating.

To be used only with trusted friends.

DropDeadDimsel..."OMFG! I can not believe what just happened!"

LoRdSwOrD..."What?!!!"

DropDeadDismel..."I will bust my brother's knee-caps if he doesn't bring back my GTA-IV."

LoRdSwOrD..."AUFK! "

by James Kelly Williamson May 25, 2008

ELP

An ELP (Earth-Like Planet) or, Terrestrial Planet, is a planet with a rocky surface with or without an inner molten core, and composed of silicate rocks. A solar system will have its terrestrial planets closest to it in orbit. These planets are, Earth-like.

ELPs, or Terrestrial Planets are markedly variant from other types of planets such as gas giants. ELPs are composed mostly of a mixture of helium, hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen.

Kon: "I think that ELP over there is a nice piece of realestate. Lets invade now."

Purp: "I don't think the Royal Galactic High Council will approve of us invading that one. It's full of vermin."

Kon: "Ooooh those are just humans. They're tasty roasted."

Purp: "AUFK :o "

by James Kelly Williamson January 14, 2009

._. |: .-. FFY

FFY is the mnemonic for Flipping For You.

It is usually accompanied with the punctuation marks:

._. |: .-. <<< in this fashion.

F = Flipping, F = For, Y = You

hence: " ._. |: .-. FFY "

_~mellissa~_(stickkungfu) ..."um--kirean--you are cute!"

kirean ..."i know"

_~melissa~_(stickkungfu) ..." ._. |: .-. FFY "

kirean ..."he he--OK?!!!"

kirean ..."i'll give you a lap dance."

by James Kelly Williamson May 29, 2008

Disstance

Disstance is the space provided when someone is dissing someone else.

Lucious: "Girl, you betta give me some space, all up in my face like dat!"

Wreck: "I'm'onna tell you what!!! I'm gonna give you some disstance and lay yo brass low. You gonna be playin another tune when I'm through wid chu!!! YEAHHH!!!"

Lucious: "Don't chu give me no YEAHSSS!!!"

by James Kelly Williamson July 1, 2010

Fuckfart

A fuckfart(s) is a person or generation of people who abandon previous generations and their good knowledge and depend upon their own pitiful immature trial and error based abilities.

Fuckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term fuckfart, because the fuckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after anal or vaginal sex, i.e their birth.

Fuckfarts have no substance. They are too self-reliant. They miss the point of multi-generational harmony.

They make you wonder what part of the asshole they grew up in.

xan__"Hey everyone Kelly is 43 years old."

Kelly__"Yeah thats great!"

xan__"Hahahahahahahahahahaha...Kelly's an old guy."

Kelly__"Excuse me?!"

xan__"Why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?"

xan__"They need to die."

Kelly__" :( "

Kelly__"What a fuckfart."

by James Kelly Williamson February 12, 2008