Definitions by James Howard

striaght no chaser 

another example of someone who can't spell worth a damn

does ANYONE edit this site?

striaght no chaser by James Howard February 5, 2004

papes

1. An archaic word for breasts.

Her papes were withered with age.

papes by James Howard February 4, 2004

showboating 

1. To have a visibly exaggerated idea of ones own skills, talents, or abilities.
2. To exhibit a grotesque amount of undue and unfounded pride for a skill or ability which is actually mediocre.

Excellent examples of people who are really bad showboaters would be that 'Lord of the Dance' blockhead Michael Flatley, the ludicrously posturing Sarah Brightman and her bloated ego, and the Queen of the Showboaters, that swirling black hole of talentlessness herself - Celine Dion.

"This was our one chance to get rid of tha showboating Canadian wench!" - Peter Griffin, Family Guy

showboating by James Howard February 2, 2004

Permavirgin 

1. Someone who is unlikely ever to lose their virginity.
2. A person who's appearance or demeanour makes them sexually and socially unappealing.

Se: Nerd, Young Republicans, Dungeons and Dragons

He had a cell phone that looked like a star trek communicator - what a freakin' permavirgin...

Permavirgin by James Howard February 2, 2004

borgy

31337 graffer who lives in REZAAAAAA!
he is maltese and has a swirl on his head.

"Is that that borgy kid? What a leet cunt!"

borgy by James Howard January 6, 2004

double anal penertration

when two dicks go up some one's ass

i saw it on a porno one time!!

double anal penertration by james howard December 28, 2003

wang chop 

The process of chopping some one's or thing's wang. Used as an insult against someone.

"stfu wang chop"

wang chop by James Howard December 27, 2003