Definitions by James Cox
roving bug
A cell phone, when serving as a positioning locator or an eavesdropping device by a government agency, whether turned on or off. It is rendered ineffective only if the battery is removed.
Watch what you say when you have your cell phone on you. It's just a roving bug - Big Brother might be listening!
roving bug by James Cox July 25, 2007
buffalo cum
Road construction term: The white petroleum based release agent applied to the steel forms for concrete curbing etc. to prevent the forms from adhering to the curing concrete when they are removed.
You better spray some of that buffalo cum on the forms or you'll never get them off without fucking up the curbing.
buffalo cum by James Cox March 20, 2007
frybread
Frybread (also spelled fry bread) is a Native American food, found throughout the United States. Frybread is a flat dough fried or deep-fried in oil, shortening, or lard. The dough is generally leavened by yeast or baking powder. Frybread was created in the 1800s, when Native Americans were forced onto reservations and given rations of flour and lard by the government. Native Americans did what they could, and fried bread in lard.
wash the funk off my junk
1. The washing of one's genitals in the shower after having sex in order to cleanse them of the residual body fluids
2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.
2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.
She: Hon, you wanna make love?
He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.
He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.
wash the funk off my junk by James Cox March 10, 2007
shingleberries
The aggregate particles composing the top layer of fiberglass/asphalt shingles used for pitched roofing, which eventually detach and end up in the rain gutters.
When I cleaned out my rain gutters last weekend they were were full of wet leaves and shingleberries. It was a mess!
shingleberries by James Cox December 10, 2006
closet christian
A follower of the person of Jesus Christ who chooses to follow the His teachings but does not feel compelled (or fears) to share or propogate his personal faith among others.
closet christian by James Cox November 12, 2006