Firemans blanket

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.

by James October 01, 2004

bixen

(n.) variation of vixen but also a gay ass motherfucker with shitty computer

Bixen cannot believe his computer gets owned by an IMac.

by James June 30, 2003

indiana

a state in the midwest under michigan and between illinois and ohio where i live :-D

I live in Indiana...

by James July 19, 2006

Tekisasu

The Japanese word for "Texas."

Boku-no kazoku-ni Tekisasu-de aimashyou.

by James November 03, 2003

shlumpy

1. the act of getting high, but specifically smoking bud.

2. A state of being high...

Hey man, lets go shlumpy and then get munchies!
Dude, i'm soooo shlumpied right now.

by James May 13, 2005

118118

A number which UK residents can dial to be put through to an operator in India which has had 6 hours english training, in an attempt to find a telephone number for a named company/residence. Most often results in temper loss and incohorent screaming from both parties.

The NEW 192-Directory Enquiries. Live it. 118-118.

by James June 15, 2004

Kim Jong Il

crazy dictator, just like george w. bush.

Kim Jong Il secretly likes George W Bush. Sexually.

by James February 24, 2005