Piss Horn

A semi erect penis , usually shows itself in the morning , when you first wake up. Often makes it difficult to urinate as your aim is slightly off and youre half asleep.

Shit man , just pissed all over the floor coz of this fucking pisshorn!

by James November 01, 2004

eat shit

the act of putting a bit or chunk of feces in one's mouth, and then swallowing.

I am eating a piece of shit.

by James July 25, 2003

piss

Warm yellow substance ejected from the "pee hole" as kids so eloquently refer to it.Tasting is not recomended!

I have to Piss like a race horse!

by James April 23, 2003

crystal palace

In adams opinion the best team in the whole world. But adam is gay and palace are crap.

Palace are crap and adam is gay.

by James December 14, 2004

Kim Jong Il

crazy dictator, just like george w. bush.

Kim Jong Il secretly likes George W Bush. Sexually.

by James February 24, 2005

Servant of The Night

a wet dream.

my servant of the night came and relieved me of my sexual frustration.

by James January 22, 2004

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"

rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more

by james December 19, 2003