James's definitions

Dog Bummer

He who bums dogs

Barnsely Dave Bums Dogs

by James April 3, 2003

Slush Puppy

A really loose girl.

I fucked that girl, it was like tossing a hotdog down a hallway! What a Slush Puppy!

by James April 27, 2003

war on terror

See bullshit, failure, lie.

The War on Terror is basically the same as the War on Drugs.

by James November 8, 2003

wheelchairjunkie

The one and only Mark-E of WheelchairJunkie.com.

Mark-E is the wheelchairjunkie.

by James March 26, 2004

priming the pump

Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.

I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.

by James March 11, 2003

Ilpalazzo

The baddest badass of them all.

Lord Ilpalazzo is a badass.

by James June 27, 2003

jimmy tap

fast but soft smack on the balls

i got jimmy taped and i was crying for 10 minutes

by James March 9, 2003