Jamal's definitions

untouchable

Unable to be reached.

Damn Jamal's basketball skills are untouchable!

by Jamal August 11, 2002

Wowed

To get punked or to get embarassed. Anything that would make a crowd of people say "ohhh that kid got wowed"

My dog farted on my bed and jumped off to let me smell the stench. My ass god WOWED

by JAMAL August 1, 2004

Neekeri

Finnish word for African-American

"vitun neekerit"
"I think he is African-American"

by jamal April 3, 2005

flat squad

a group of girls who have no ass or boobs and are considered flat.

Here comes jane, sally, and lisa the flat squad.

by jamal February 14, 2005

shog

something shocking. when something outrages happens

jamal got mad brains? SHOGGGGG

by jamal June 18, 2005

whackjabob

1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

see Mr. Poe

A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.

by JAMAL May 31, 2003

mandango

A huge black dick!

My mandango can't stay in my pants.

by Jamal April 17, 2004