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Definitions by Jalopy

cat churn 

Standing in cat shit on your mates gravle driveway
I smell cat churn, jesus it's everywhere, why is there so much under the corsa!
cat churn by Jalopy August 21, 2023

toad punch 

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword
Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?
toad punch by Jalopy December 22, 2022
What guys try to use when they think another girl is being bitchy, but ends up sounding like a retarded jerk to other girls.
John: What is she, PMSing?! GOD.

Kate: John, what the hell...

Jackie: You're so immature.
PMS by Jalopy June 10, 2007
How guys like to refer to a smooth, hairless vagina.

They are of course wrong.

Fully shaved is prickly; only waxing can get that thing smooth.
David: Damn girl, I hope you're shaved!

Abby: David, you wouldn't LIKE it if I was shaved.
shaved by Jalopy June 9, 2007