Jako Kot's definitions

crank dat robocop

After supermanning dat hoe, take all her money.

Fool, after I superman that hoe, I'm gonna crank dat robocop!

by Jako Kot October 18, 2007

free laundry

Clothes that are left at your house by friends or anybody for that matter. Once the clothes inhabit your house for 24 hours without any requests from the owner, they are yours. No matter how much they bitch after that point, you have no obligations.

Guy 1: "Dude, your party was awesome. Did you ever find a Maverick's shirt? I think I left it upstairs."
Guy 2: "Man, my party was two days ago."
Guy 1: "So, I still want my shirt back."
Guy 2: "Sorry brosky, your shirt is free laundry, and I like it a lot. Makes me look jacked."
Guy 1: "Bitch, give it back!"
Guy 2: "Sorry."

by Jako Kot September 30, 2008

shardage

happens after you take a wet shit and don't wipe properly. The overlooked dirt soon dries and feels like shards of glass in your anal cavity. Walking feels like hell and requires much re-adjustment.

shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid

two kids while on a tour of the Musuem of Natural Science:
Kid 1: "Hey, stop pulling at your ass.
Kid 2: "Man I gots da shardage cuz I didn't have enough time to wipe this morning."
Kid 1: "Oooo. Are you sure that wasn't cuz of my dick in yo butthole last night."
Kid 2: "No. Yours is too small for this kind of damage."

by Jako Kot May 13, 2008

six roper

a man who can ejaculate six shots of cum in one sitting

Johnny is a flucking six roper. He really knows how to fill a girl.

by Jako Kot April 29, 2008

stuff her deep

when a guy does a girl to the full extent of his dick. this action requires either a nigger dick, a large white dick, or a small pussy.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'll stuff her deep tonight."
Guy 2: "No way man. Your dick is only 6.5 inches. That big vag of her requires at least 8."

by Jako Kot April 24, 2008

my beef strong

Phrase coined by the African dude in Grandma's Boy after he farts and wafts the fart into his notstrils.
People who enjoy the smell of their own farts may sometimes use this term.

Guy A: "Dude, did you fart."

Guy B: "MMMM...My beef strong."

GuyC: "Boy, it really is."

by Jako Kot January 6, 2008

the chase

The period before a relationship (or before a rejection) where a guy attempts to create the romantic bond. Involves much dating and confusion

I have been working on this girl for over 3 months. God the chase can be so strenuous.

by Jako Kot October 4, 2008