Jako Kot's definitions

nigger dick lover

a white girl (or white dude) that loves nigger dick. She is not satisfied by the length or width of white dick, so she resorts to the dicks of niggers that can stuff her deep.

Guy 1: "I don't know why Leslie won't give me head."
Guy 2: "Dude, I thought everybody knew. She a nigger dick lover.
Guy 1: "But my dick is pretty big."
Guy 2: "No matter how big it is, it can never be a nigger dick."

by Jako Kot April 24, 2008

six roper

a man who can ejaculate six shots of cum in one sitting

Johnny is a flucking six roper. He really knows how to fill a girl.

by Jako Kot April 29, 2008

the chase

The period before a relationship (or before a rejection) where a guy attempts to create the romantic bond. Involves much dating and confusion

I have been working on this girl for over 3 months. God the chase can be so strenuous.

by Jako Kot October 4, 2008

stuff her deep

when a guy does a girl to the full extent of his dick. this action requires either a nigger dick, a large white dick, or a small pussy.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'll stuff her deep tonight."
Guy 2: "No way man. Your dick is only 6.5 inches. That big vag of her requires at least 8."

by Jako Kot April 24, 2008

Smell Test

Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous

Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?

Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.

Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.

by Jako Kot July 26, 2010

my beef strong

Phrase coined by the African dude in Grandma's Boy after he farts and wafts the fart into his notstrils.
People who enjoy the smell of their own farts may sometimes use this term.

Guy A: "Dude, did you fart."

Guy B: "MMMM...My beef strong."

GuyC: "Boy, it really is."

by Jako Kot January 6, 2008

high utter

the random, totally ridiculous things that people say when they are high

Guy 1: "Hey man. Did you know that last night you asked me for a BJ?"

Guy 2: "Don't worry about it man. That shit was some o' dat high utter."

by Jako Kot April 6, 2008