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Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous
Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?
Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.
Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.
Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.
Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.
by Jako Kot July 26, 2010
Get the Smell Test mug.When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."
by Jako Kot February 11, 2008
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Get the crank dat robocop mug.Phrase coined by the African dude in Grandma's Boy after he farts and wafts the fart into his notstrils.
People who enjoy the smell of their own farts may sometimes use this term.
People who enjoy the smell of their own farts may sometimes use this term.
by Jako Kot January 6, 2008
Get the my beef strong mug.verb: Guy 1: "Dude, you suck at everything."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."
noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."
noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."
by Jako Kot January 11, 2008
Get the chonk a knob mug.When you grab the skin from your nutsack with both hands and spread it so that it looks like a flat canvas. The veins appear to be rivers outlined by the light thats penetrates through your skin.
Bobby: "Hey man, don't show me your sack."
Joko: "Chill out, I'm just speading the map so that my pubes can get some air."
Bobby: "Stop. My mom might walk in."
Joko: "Oh, well she likes it when I spread the map over her face."
Joko: "Chill out, I'm just speading the map so that my pubes can get some air."
Bobby: "Stop. My mom might walk in."
Joko: "Oh, well she likes it when I spread the map over her face."
by Jako Kot April 22, 2008
Get the spread the map mug.when a girl makes you cum when giving head or a handjob (although handjobs blow, and we can do a better job ourselves). Good girls always finish guys and swallow too, while mean girls leave the guys to finish themselves.
1) Man: "Ooooo. I'm gonna cum."
Mean girl: "Ok. Can we make out again?"
Man: "Why don't you finish me?"
Mean girl: "Gross."
2) Man: "Ooooo."
Good girl: "..."
Man: "I just busted one in the back of your throat."
Good girl: "I know. I liked it."
Mean girl: "Ok. Can we make out again?"
Man: "Why don't you finish me?"
Mean girl: "Gross."
2) Man: "Ooooo."
Good girl: "..."
Man: "I just busted one in the back of your throat."
Good girl: "I know. I liked it."
by Jako Kot April 24, 2008
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