assball

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 08, 2016

iBola

The expected city-spanning lines formed after the release of the new iPhone.

iBola is like fireworks, there quick, electrifying, and goes away very quickly.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 14, 2016

*unzips dick*

Typo from a 4chan post that got attention from some people. Often said in a thread when trying to suggest sexual gestures.

OP: FEED on THIS *Unzips Dick*

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 18, 2016

Fuck 2016

Thank God it's all over.

Fuck 2016.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 28, 2016

homofessional

someone who is professional at being homosexual

I'm a homofessional at this

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 11, 2016

Trump drawer

Where Donald Trump sets aside all the former immigration and/or other policies that worked in the Republican primary, but now he's trying to get minority votes in the general election.

(Trump staffer): What's all this?
(Trump): My Trump drawer, now go burn that shit!

by Jake from State Farm's khakis August 31, 2016

who're

Contraction of "who are".

Most of the people downvoting this are people who're stupid.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 24, 2016