Jake from State Farm's khakis's definitions

Haramwas

Used by rejectors of the Harambe "meme", as "was" is a 1st and 3rd person singular past-tense word for "be", as Harambe is, well, dead.

1: Dicks out for Harambe!
2: (I-can't-deal-with-this-shit-anymore face) You mean Haramwas!

by Jake from State Farm's khakis August 30, 2016

Trump drawer

Where Donald Trump sets aside all the former immigration and/or other policies that worked in the Republican primary, but now he's trying to get minority votes in the general election.

(Trump staffer): What's all this?
(Trump): My Trump drawer, now go burn that shit!

by Jake from State Farm's khakis August 31, 2016

assball

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 8, 2016

iBola

The expected city-spanning lines formed after the release of the new iPhone.

iBola is like fireworks, there quick, electrifying, and goes away very quickly.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 14, 2016

r/DragonsFuckingCars

Exactly what happens when memes become too mainstream.

Shhh... don't tell anyone about r/DragonsFuckingCars. :)

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 17, 2016

*unzips dick*

Typo from a 4chan post that got attention from some people. Often said in a thread when trying to suggest sexual gestures.

OP: FEED on THIS *Unzips Dick*

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 18, 2016

who're

Contraction of "who are".

Most of the people downvoting this are people who're stupid.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 24, 2016