Definitions by Jake from State Farm's khakis

Fuck 2016

Thank God it's all over.

Fuck 2016.

Fuck 2016 by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 28, 2016

homofessional

someone who is professional at being homosexual

I'm a homofessional at this

homofessional by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 11, 2016

donald trumo 

You meant to type in donald trump on google but you made a typo and typed donald trumo instead. You then saw the urban dictionary page which made you curious so you clicked on it. Now you are reading this.

i voted for donald trumo not donald trump

donald trumo by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 11, 2016

pussygate

Donald Trump's scandal where Billy Bush released those Access Hollywood tapes.

Grab 'em by the pussy. -- Pussygate.

pussygate by Jake from State Farm's khakis November 23, 2016

who're 

Contraction of "who are".

Most of the people downvoting this are people who're stupid.

who're by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 24, 2016

*unzips dick* 

Typo from a 4chan post that got attention from some people. Often said in a thread when trying to suggest sexual gestures.

OP: FEED on THIS *Unzips Dick*

*unzips dick* by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 18, 2016

r/DragonsFuckingCars 

Exactly what happens when memes become too mainstream.

Shhh... don't tell anyone about r/DragonsFuckingCars. :)

r/DragonsFuckingCars by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 17, 2016