Jake from State Farm's khakis's definitions

Fuck 2016

Thank God it's all over.

Fuck 2016.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 28, 2016

homofessional

someone who is professional at being homosexual

I'm a homofessional at this

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 11, 2016

donald trumo

You meant to type in donald trump on google but you made a typo and typed donald trumo instead. You then saw the urban dictionary page which made you curious so you clicked on it. Now you are reading this.

i voted for donald trumo not donald trump

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 11, 2016

r/DragonsFuckingCars

Exactly what happens when memes become too mainstream.

Shhh... don't tell anyone about r/DragonsFuckingCars. :)

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 17, 2016

pussygate

Donald Trump's scandal where Billy Bush released those Access Hollywood tapes.

Grab 'em by the pussy. -- Pussygate.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis November 23, 2016

Haramwas

Used by rejectors of the Harambe "meme", as "was" is a 1st and 3rd person singular past-tense word for "be", as Harambe is, well, dead.

1: Dicks out for Harambe!
2: (I-can't-deal-with-this-shit-anymore face) You mean Haramwas!

by Jake from State Farm's khakis August 30, 2016

iBola

The expected city-spanning lines formed after the release of the new iPhone.

iBola is like fireworks, there quick, electrifying, and goes away very quickly.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 14, 2016