Jake Pounder's definitions

BT

Abbreviation for Bird Trouble which expresses your significant other giving you grief. Every man with a partner experiences some form of BT (some worse than others) The term derives from track 3 "Bird Trouble" on UK Street Punk/Oi! Band Cock Sparrers 1994 album Guilty As Charged.

I can't go out tonight. My girl's giving me BT and I gotta deal with this shit!

by Jake Pounder September 22, 2018

Dome

When a specific athlete or team wins a bet for you. It is a slang term for fellatio but is specifically used in sports betting.

Tom Brady domed up everyone who bet on the Patriots last night.

by Jake Pounder September 22, 2018

Fighting Young Brains

Oregon Ducks. Abbreviated to FYB's this term refers to University of Oregon (Ducks) Mens athletic teams. It originated when a female freshman at the school returned home to Los Angeles in the mid 2000's with an itch for performing fellatio on her athletic cohorts. Brain is slang for fellatio.

I just put $500 on the Fighting Young Brains.
Last night Bryce Taylor and Aaron Brooks domed me up! I love the FYBs

by Jake Pounder September 22, 2018

Jaj

A slang word for semen. Derived from the Armenian word Jajdam which translates in English to Masturbate and or the act of ejaculating as well as the semen as a object. Jaj can be used to describe any white creamy substance that has spilled during consumption ie: ranch dressing, mayonnaise etc.. It is also a way of expressing ones success over another.

Hey bro you got some jaj on your shirt.

The Lakers jaj'd all over the Clippers tonight.

by Jake Pounder September 21, 2018

Clit Pleezas

A slang term in direct reference to the University of Connecticut women's basketball team. PDC: Please Da Clit

The Clit Pleezas jaj'd on UCLA last night!
Diana Taurasi, Sue Bird and Maya Moore can sure PDC!

by Jake Pounder September 21, 2018

Snuff Artist

A person who constantly makes situation ruining and often life ruining mistakes. Often named Brian and or Ryan, a Snuff Arist seems to always make the wrong decisions and causes frustration due to his/her stupidity.

Brian is a major Snuff Arist.

Fuck Jarret Jack! He's such a Snuff Artist

by Jake Pounder September 21, 2018

Sukavagina

A hair stylist with a reputation for sleeping with her clients sometimes using dating applications to meet clients after having sex with them. She can be found at various swingers clubs throughout the greater Los Angeles area. Interchangeable with srkrvrgnr. A Suka is the Russian word for bitch/whore and vagina speaks for itself so it works.

Yo I'm gonna see Sukavagina tonight!
Friend: wear a condom because Sukavagina is a Jizz stadium!

by Jake Pounder September 20, 2018