Jake 's definitions

i, the passenger

an amazing thing, beauty in music.

they sound half as good as i, the passenger! i love them!

by jake February 4, 2005

crunkcrotch

Sexually transmitted disease symptoms resulting from an encounter while one is crunk.

Damn dawg, I gotst me some crunkcrotch from that freak I got wit Saturday night.

by Jake April 23, 2005

pantie wetter

a large penis when deemed attractive by a woman

Wow! His dick is a real pantie wetter; I got soaked just looking at his thick 7-incher said Jane.

by Jake January 29, 2004

Ugh Factor 5

5 - Not quite the worse thing you could do to society, but still you'd be better off dead because generally the only tolerable fashion style level is and ugh factor of 1-3.

You definantly need to get a new watch, that's like ugh factor 5 at least.

by jake April 1, 2005

fnarg

The act of jaywalking, preceded by getting violentsly struck by a large truck.

"Woah! That tard just got fnarged!"

by jAkE February 8, 2005

tigairius

Tigairius was someone who originally spawned on the MMORPG-Game "Graalonline" (Featured at www.graalonline.com). Known for his
"leetness" and items.

You are a cool guy like tigairius

by Jake January 25, 2005

ryme

wut losers do on saturdays!

carol and jordan have no friends so they had to make up rymes

by jake November 1, 2003