Definitions by Jake

booswigger 

alcoholic, someone whos always drinking

1. you are being too loud.
shut up booswigger ur drunk.
2. lookit that there booswigger sue-may-jim-bob, he looks a tad intoxicated.

booswigger by jake May 13, 2005

haggard 

1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam

dude your car is so haggard!

haggard by Jake May 13, 2005

Capers

mysterious unforgetable female

gosh that capers is so fine

Capers by Jake May 13, 2005

box wine 

Stereotypical drink of whites as coined by Dave Chappelle on his show "Chapelle's Show".

(in white mans voice)"Box of whine... Puts me right out..."

box wine by jake May 13, 2005

Tweed 

Mid Western term for something "hip" or cool. Prince once spoke of someone as Tweed.

When seeing a good looking person of the opposite sex, he told his friend, "She is so tweed, I would love to say hello."

Also - "This party we are going to tomorrow night will be tweed."
Someone might say that if there was going to be punch served at a party.

Tweed by Jake May 13, 2005

slute 

Attractive female who dresses like a mixture of a valley girl and a slut, but does not necessarilly put out. Very convenient to use in public while around an actual slut, assuming that the dumb slut cannot recognize the connection that is so obvious to the rest of us above normal retards. See yaa

Check out that slute in the red with the fuckin' cans.

slute by Jake May 13, 2005

The Anteater 

A sexual act similar to the lobster claw, in which 4 fingers are inserted into a vagina, while the middle finger is inserted into the asshole. The position of the hand with the middle finger up resembles that of an anteaters nose.

I gave that bitch an 'Anteater' last night while she was sleeping on her stomach.

The Anteater by Jake May 13, 2005