Jake 's definitions

nipple

(noun)circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.

I find her nipple very erotic, and the best part is that she has TWO of them !

by Jake January 18, 2004

chooch

(noun) see cunt,pussy

We had fun playing baseball until Mary caught one in the chooch.

by Jake January 18, 2004

go bag

(noun) a carry-bag that you keep by the door in case you have to evacuate from home on very short notice, or accompany someone to the hospital on an emergency basis

I keep a go bag handy, its got underwear and sox for 72 hours, a change of clothes, a sweater, gloves, all my essential medications, cash and coin, a phonecard, a flashlight and spare batteries, alkaline pack for my cellphone, photocopies of all my essential documents, a list of family phone numbers and emergency contacts, as well as water and dogfood, biscuits, her comfort toys, a blanket for her, and her meds.

by Jake January 19, 2004

safe

(noun) a condom

I slipped on a safe before I entered her.Decided to keep my sperm to myself.

by Jake January 19, 2004

pannis

(noun)a hanging pouch on a woman's abdomen.This occurs above the navel & below the breasts.Usually in the period following childbirth. Do not confuse with the erotic belly bulge

She's had 3 kids, its no wonder that she wears large shirts, hanging out, to hide her pannis

by Jake January 19, 2004

sealfuck

intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck

That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.

by Jake January 20, 2004

whalefuck

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck

That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after

by Jake January 20, 2004