Jake 's definitions

do it

To have sexual intercourse.

Anyone over the age of 11 who refers to sex as "doing it" should be throttled.

"So did you do it?"

"You mean have sex? Yes"

by Jake February 9, 2005

captain jack

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?

-I puked so much last night!

-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.

by Jake February 9, 2005

sboog

A crappy idea or plan that would never work.

"That's the stupidest sboog i have ever heard!

by jAkE February 9, 2005

bjung

An asian drum. Extremely simple to play. Often used in asian retard symphonies

I like to play the bjung!

by jAkE February 9, 2005

civil union

The consolation prize of human rights.

While some people think gays should settle for civil unions, others think they should have the right to marrige.

by Jake February 10, 2005

baggin it

an action that is otherwise douche bag like; derived from the language Jag

"Travis had been baggin it all night."

by Jake February 12, 2005

p diddy

A Black Rapper who started the "Vote or Die" campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. However, P Diddy voted for his FIRST TIME in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.

"P Diddy does a great job making African Americans look like illiterate retards."

by Jake February 13, 2005