t & a

talent & ability

We hired her for her t & a. The fact she has magnificent tits and a fantastic ass is immaterial to her getting the job.

by Jake February 01, 2004

harvey

pet name for a male-shaped vibrator

She slipped Harvey up her bonkie.

by Jake September 05, 2005

caltrop

1. A four sided die (d4) popular in role-playing games like Dungeons & Dragons.

"Ouch, Tom. Put your caltrop back into your dice bag..."

by Jake February 06, 2005

queerfag

the word queer and faget (or faggot) fused together. What more could you ask for?

Corrodo likes Shakira, what a queerfag

by Jake May 09, 2003

tanockle

"tonight", "in the evening"

"I'm gettin lugged tanockle"

by Jake January 06, 2005

ass caroler

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

by JakE October 23, 2007

shit tickler

Any person that enjoys, but is not limited to, constantly fingering the anus of others.

John: Fucking ew dude, did you hear what tom did to all the other guys at marv's sleepover?

Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.

John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.

by JakE May 21, 2007