The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.
We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."
by Jake December 09, 2003
Olivia was playing in the ocean when a wave knocked her over and she got a load of sand up her pussy.
by jake May 13, 2005
slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow.
by Jake April 01, 2004
the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth
"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"
by Jake February 21, 2004
by Jake January 10, 2005
by Jake August 08, 2006
(def. noun) see two dozen. The minimum number of times that you should try sex with a new partner, it may take her that long to get comfortable and really catch on
Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).
by Jake January 14, 2004