Jake's definitions

wasp

Women Airforce Service Pilots, WASP, the first women in history trained to fly American military aircraft. These are some hardcore ladies. Flew in WWII and then got pushed under the carpet by generals like Hap Arnold.

Thirty-eight WASP lost their lives while serving their country as military pilots, their bodies sent home in cheap pine boxes at the expense of their family or friends. These heroic women pilots were denied any military benefits or honrs--no gold stars in the window--not even so much as an American flag to drape their coffins.

by Jake July 16, 2004

squirting jam into a donut

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)

Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.

by Jake March 23, 2004

tampon

A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over.

he: I don't mind buying condoms but don't try sending me for tampons or pads just because you didn't plan on ever having another period !

by Jake February 20, 2004

partyboyjk

the fuckin coolest kid

by jake August 13, 2003

kko

the final evolutionary stage of the kkorney.

Darwin chart:
kkorney -> kkorney182 -> kko182 -> kko

by jake April 27, 2003

nekrolishous

an ugly gurl that could look pretty if she wanted to.....and you would do her if you got the chance

that nekromonger looks nekrolishous

by jake August 19, 2004

nut

(verb) to ejaculate

"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."

by Jake March 23, 2004