Jake's definitions

munty

A person that frequently masturbates

1. Why are you dating him? Hes a munty!

by Jake January 8, 2004

akaz

allie kazarian is so fine and shes asian

Shes akaz!

by jake January 6, 2004

elbow

a joint between the forearm and the upper arm

i bent my elbow

by Jake January 1, 2004

head

a person in charge; a director or leader.

hey! its the head of microsoft

by Jake January 1, 2004

salvo

a simultaneous discharge of artillery or other guns in a battle.

salvo the men! we're ready for battle

by Jake January 1, 2004

Stockholm syndrome

the condition where kidnapping victims sympathize with, grow attached to, identify with, or otherwise feel affection toward their abductor(s).

She didn't want to testify against the man that kidnapped her because she suffered from Stockholm syndrome.

by Jake December 31, 2003

mustang

For all you inbred, rice chomping, English language challenged morons who seem to think a Mustang is slow, I just love the looks I get when my 03 Mach 1 toasts those little Jap and European pieces of shit! Then they try and accuse me of running NAWS, dumb bastards need to wake the fuck up and realize that a Mustang will waste 95% of the vehicles on the road without breaking a sweat, or any parts for that matter! Maybe a V6 can't get the job done, but there is a Mustang model somewhere along the line that can, ie GT, Mach 1, Cobra, Cobra R, Roush, Saleen. So go grab hold of that bleacher-seat metal wing, stick your little weenies in your big old fart cans and hump those little Asian vibrators for all your worth, 'cause that's the only way your gonna feel like a man.

That Mustang beat my 350Z, he must be spraying!

by Jake December 24, 2003