squirting jam into a donut

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)
Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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Gay Gangster

A disgusting, sub-human being of caucasian (white) ethnicity that thinks and acts as though they are of black ethnicity, also will act thuggish, wears baggy "hip-hop" clothes and acts tough to try in an attempt to boost their social status. Many times they have a personality complex and dress and act in this manner in order to cover up their problem.

See also: wigger, twink, wankster
Hey man, look at the gay gansters over there on the corner yelling at the girls, it's going to break their hearts when they finally realiz they are white!!!
by Jake May 13, 2005
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Dr. Firecrotch

a pereson with red pubic hair.
Hi Sam!
Hi Dr. firecrothch!
by jake August 06, 2004
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sleeper

a person who is an outwardly common looking item, but possesses something special or unique inside
Cyndi turned out to be a sleeper, I thought she was just a bar fly but she has an M.A.Sc. in Electrical Engineering and owns half a restaurant with her youngest uncle.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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Duece

throwin a mad ass curve ball in baseball
yo robert just threw a nastya ass duece andstruck him out
by Jake June 17, 2003
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prom

To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!

To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.

To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...
I borrowed Dad's car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. Oh, and condoms. She bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight.
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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kko

the final evolutionary stage of the kkorney.
Darwin chart:
kkorney -> kkorney182 -> kko182 -> kko
by jake April 27, 2003
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