Jake's definitions

Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.

I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !

by Jake February 1, 2004

erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm

I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.

by Jake February 1, 2004

whore pile

a whole wack of work.
see also ass load, shitload, and bum load

I gotta whole whore pile of work to do this week.

by Jake February 1, 2004

shave

Something every woman on the planet needs to do to their snatch if they expect any self respecting man to tongue it.Should start at about age 11 for the sake of cleanliness and be mandatory by age 16 for sex.

That bitch had one hairy ass cooter, someone otta buy her a razor so she can shave that bush before someone gets lost.If its good enough for the Arab women and the Muslim women, it shud be good enough for American chicks.Even trolls do it most times.

by Jake February 1, 2004

thick

derogatory adjective, means not very bright (borderline to stupid)

Mary is a bit thick, she's not very smart, she couldn't get her thong on right.There are three holes and she always got one of the 2 WRONG ones around her waist.

by Jake January 30, 2004

poke 'n' stroke

sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.

She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.

by Jake January 30, 2004

breast buds

the pre-puberty bumps behind the nipples of girlz. Good moneymaker for the bra industry.

she couldn't be 14, she's only got her breast buds so far

by Jake January 30, 2004