Hot Dog Smoothie

Making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your dick like you caught it breaking into your house. The origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of Aqua teen hunger force.

Last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his wang was raw.

by jake August 21, 2004

take it to the house

To diss someone greatly.

I will take you to the house playing basketball.

by Jake September 23, 2003

Diahrea Bubble

To have chronic diahrea all in one sitting. Diahrea Bubbles are classified into 5 classes:
*Class 1: Regular diahrea that you normally take at in home facilities.
*Class 2: Enhanced regular diahrea, where you have to speedwalk into a facility and you don't care if it's in a public facility.
*Class 3: When there is a time limit of 5 minutes or lower until total fecal defecation.
*Class 4: When you have to literally release wherever you are standing after you feel the warning.
*Class 5: No one has ever lived to tell. It's the final 21 grams that leaves your body after you die.

"Dude....DB.....class 3..."
(Suggestion of running after this quote)

"Sorry that I couldn't come any sooner, boss. I had a diahrea bubble to take care of."

by Jake March 03, 2005

trixy

a jerk who tries to double-cross you by tricking you and taking your money

That trixy didn't get too far

by Jake March 31, 2005

Doogie

A little weasel who likes to use computers and jack off to old russian dogs and animated porn. He smells like a butt.

Man, that Doogie is sick mother fucker

by Jake November 30, 2004

crip

noun; a person of diminished physical capacity

she's a crip, she walks with a limp because her right leg's shorter

by Jake February 18, 2004

donk

being ugly or otherwise unpleasant

"That fuckin' bitch is donk!"

by Jake January 07, 2005