Jake's definitions

blackie

a pretty-typical name given to a black cat

We got a cat from the pound; she's black, so we named her Blackie just like all of the other black cats that we've had. Couldn't very well call her "Whitey", could we ?!

by Jake February 20, 2004

the nick

(noun) British reference meaning "jail"

Tell me what went on, or you'll be spending tonight in the nick!

by Jake February 20, 2004

nipple

a 5-cent coin

Let me see your nipple, er, I mean NICKEL !

by Jake February 20, 2004

tight

1. close
2. pussy that grips you, is hard to get into
3. stylish
4. scrooge-like

1. Ken & I have been tight since we were public school (together).
2. Her pussy was so tight when I first tapped her that I had trouble getting an inch and a half into her. She was real tight for the first 2 or 3 dozen times.Even now after 5 years she grips me tight.
3. Did you see his ride ?! it was tight.
4. My mom's so tight she won't give me five dollars.Must be the Scot in her.

by Jake February 20, 2004

green Trojan

a LARGE lubricated condom

(she) when he came at me wearing a green Trojan I knew he was gonna stretch me.
(he) since I started using green Trojans with a couple of drops of lube in the tip I hardly know I've got a condom on.

(these slip off lesser men; if you don't really NEED a LARGE, then don't rely on this for birthcontrol. She'll probably find it in her underwear the next day.)

by Jake February 20, 2004

cunt hairs

what you have to pick out of your teeth after performing oral sex on a brillo pad

I was spitting cunt hairs for hours after I went down on her pubes

by Jake February 20, 2004

she has a nice personality

"She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean. She can be a troll or coyote ugly but if she has any redeeming quality (such as big tits, nice clear skin, good teeth or decent lower legs) or you just don't want to be rude in front of the person you're talking to, you say this.

1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
2: "you mean she's not very good-looking?"
1: "um...true, but Ellen tells me that she pays her own way and gives great blowjobs"

by Jake February 20, 2004