Eldi

A man who all men look up to and worship.
by jake October 01, 2003
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glurby

a feeling that you get when tired, and your stomach feels gurgally, and you're slightly horny ;)
i felt glurby after i hot ass rammed
by Jake November 12, 2003
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fundamentalrattlizationism

A professor's unique invention. It means that your set of beliefs are being challenged; your worldview is perhaps under fire and not holding up to the pressure.
If you're finding yourself disagreeing with me, you may be suffering a slight case of fundamentalrattlizationism.
by Jake June 27, 2004
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cut

Drew cut and cleared the room.

It smells SO bad when my dog cuts.

We were humping in the missionary position and all of a sudden she cut, tickling my balls so hard that I lost my erection and fell out. The smell was so bad I had to leave her room.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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night shift

typically 11 pm- 7 am or 12 midnight 'til 8. The infidelity shift. The time when most MILFs get a different bed companion.
Her old man worked night shift so I used to slip into her bed at 1 am and leave by 4 am.
by Jake March 05, 2004
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diarrhea

Liquid poop that burns like Hell when it comes out of your ass.

The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.

Rhymes with RIAA.
Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear.
by Jake February 26, 2003
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lent

I lent him a condom = I loaned him a condom
by Jake February 27, 2004
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