Jake's definitions

fuck jingler

A person whom, for some reason or another, enjoys strapping jingle bells to their ballsack during sex, making a familiar holiday sound. Especially popular during the Christmas season.

Boy: Daddy! I think santa's at the Weinstein's house!

Dad: No son, Mr. Weinstein is just a fuck jingler.

by JakE May 21, 2007

unpenetrierceable

This word means that a shield is penatrable by any bullet that somebody named Jacob shoots.

My shield is unpenetrierceable. So now if your name is Jacob, you can shoot bullets through it.

by Jake October 13, 2004

Jag

A form of speech that is spoken in code where certain words mean certain things; originated in Orting, WA.

"Ya don't Jag you stupid fuck"

by Jake January 6, 2005

xino

When a kid, usually a n00b, tries to type the word "comp" as in computer, but has bad typing skills and his/her keys are not in the home position; thus, the resulting typed word is one letter to the left

n00b: OMG, MAH XINO 1S S0000 BROKIN!!!1!!11 WTF LOLOLOL I MEANT COMP!!!1!!1!1

by Jake November 6, 2004

hot beef injection

Puttin yo fat dizzo in any orafice on a bitchs body

Brian T. Lovett gives lots of bitchs hot beef injections

by Jake May 13, 2005

Furby

A girl's sex organs, primarily the exterior.

Why is Furby eating a paper towel?

by Jake December 9, 2003

najibsy-nazar

no way

ron: can i borrow 20 G's to bail my marms out?
Jim: najibsy-nazar

by Jake May 2, 2003