Stockyards

The area in western Toronto, along St. Clair Avenue, where the stockyards were along the railroad for over 150 years. Finest features now are a Rona-Lansing, a Canadian Tire, and an open-24-hours HOME Depot with the very hottest chicks in Toronto on staff
Its 3:30 a.m. and I'm horny, gonna go down to the Stockyards and load up with drywall while I scope the finest breasts & thighs in the construction industry in Toronto
by Jake March 09, 2004
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Both Sides Now

refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

the definition says it all
I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.
by Jake February 01, 2004
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elbow

a joint between the forearm and the upper arm
i bent my elbow
by Jake January 01, 2004
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sealfuck

intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck
That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.
by Jake January 20, 2004
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garbizzle

"This place is Garbizzle, I cannot even get crunk here!"
by Jake May 06, 2005
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n00bing

One word- "camping"
Pick any sniper. Any. They n00b mucho times.
by Jake May 07, 2004
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togusther

The theoretical spelling of together thats puts the 'us' in together.
I'm so glad we can spend the rest of our lives togusther.
by jake February 15, 2005
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