JakE's definitions

unwritten law

Unwritten Law is one of the best bands out there

Unwritten Law are one of the few non-label whore bands

Are you going to the Unwritten Law concert?

by Jake December 19, 2003

the nick

(noun) British reference meaning "jail"

Tell me what went on, or you'll be spending tonight in the nick!

by Jake February 20, 2004

stroke

the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation

she stroked me until I came as I was licking her pussy

by Jake March 15, 2004

longford

Even place

Good Stuff

by Jake August 2, 2003

kalyn

The coolest chick in Potomac, MD!

Hey are you kalyn?

No, I'm from Glen Burnie, MD.

by Jake January 26, 2004

plowing new ground

slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow.

"Jake was plowing new ground when he went home with Leah last night."

by Jake April 1, 2004

sleep with

euphemism for "fuck"

She let me sleep with her.

by Jake February 17, 2004