JakE's definitions

appraisersuckup

a real estate appraiser who gives in to client pressure to appraise a property for a predetermined amount.

by Jake November 8, 2003

unravel

to cause to come apart by or as if by separating the threads of

I like to unravel window curtains!

by Jake November 29, 2004

tight

1. close
2. pussy that grips you, is hard to get into
3. stylish
4. scrooge-like

1. Ken & I have been tight since we were public school (together).
2. Her pussy was so tight when I first tapped her that I had trouble getting an inch and a half into her. She was real tight for the first 2 or 3 dozen times.Even now after 5 years she grips me tight.
3. Did you see his ride ?! it was tight.
4. My mom's so tight she won't give me five dollars.Must be the Scot in her.

by Jake February 20, 2004

religion

religion is the opium of the masses

-Karl Marx

I'm not a communist but religion is stupid . It is there to explain what cannot be explained, (until now), science trumps religion in every count. How can your faith be any more correct that one of any of the other hundreds of
religions in the world?

religion is stupid because it is based on faith

by Jake March 31, 2004

queef chief

The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.

Dick: Wow. I heard kim got fucked like 54 times last night.

Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.

Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.

by JakE October 20, 2007

Pucky Fucky

What hockey guys do after their games. Ass fuck eachother. Who doesn't like it up the ass after a hard game?

Corey and Kris lost their game, they were still happy because they looked forward to Pucky Fucky in the shower.

by Jake January 8, 2005

homonymphonecropyrophiliac

a gay person who likes to have sex with dead animals while there on fire

sissi like to be a homonymphonecropyrophiliac, but she is only half gay

by jake December 3, 2004