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Joe B Special

When your roommate is asleep on his top bunk, proceed to come in with your lover and have passionate, rough butt sex with her. You pull out too fast and she shoots poo all over your chest. You are so disgusted by the fact that she pooped on you that you puke all over her back. She is, in turn, disgusted at what you have just done that she turns to yell at you and returns the puking favor. Your roommate is laughing so hard on his bed that he falls off and breaks his arm. you and your lover must take him, covered in poop, vomit, and semen, to the hospital for his injury.
You walk into McDonalds and say to the counterworker, "I would like teh Joe B Special, please".
by Jake March 5, 2005
mugGet the Joe B Specialmug.

salvo

a simultaneous discharge of artillery or other guns in a battle.
salvo the men! we're ready for battle
by Jake January 1, 2004
mugGet the salvomug.

keet

1.) Noun: Shortened version of the word 'Keety' which is slang for 'Kitty' referring to Felis Catus the common house cat.

2.) Noun: pseudo-stoner speak (similar to the word 'Dude'), used by people from Massachusettes and Canada to gain one's attention over AOL instant messanger. see also Keetz0r.

3.) Noun: Short for the word 'Parakeet' or Budgerigar, referring to a type of bird people keep as pets.

4.) Verb: To steal. Se also. kife gank
jew

5.) Noun: A tribal race of mutant spear-hunting anthromorphic jaguars! They live in the southeastern part of Nebraska and feed upon small children and various small fluffy animals.
1.) Don't forget to feed the keet!
2.) Keet! KEET KEET KEET KeEt keet
3.) Those damn keets are giving me a headache.
4.) Donovan! Did you keet my burrito?
5.) OH NO. The bloody keets ate my baby!
by Jake June 30, 2004
mugGet the keetmug.

purple-headed monster

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!
by Jake March 25, 2004
mugGet the purple-headed monstermug.

Flurkey

Holy shit! Watch out for that flurkey!
by Jake November 24, 2003
mugGet the Flurkeymug.

Diahrea Bubble

To have chronic diahrea all in one sitting. Diahrea Bubbles are classified into 5 classes:
*Class 1: Regular diahrea that you normally take at in home facilities.
*Class 2: Enhanced regular diahrea, where you have to speedwalk into a facility and you don't care if it's in a public facility.
*Class 3: When there is a time limit of 5 minutes or lower until total fecal defecation.
*Class 4: When you have to literally release wherever you are standing after you feel the warning.
*Class 5: No one has ever lived to tell. It's the final 21 grams that leaves your body after you die.
"Dude....DB.....class 3..."
(Suggestion of running after this quote)

"Sorry that I couldn't come any sooner, boss. I had a diahrea bubble to take care of."
by Jake March 2, 2005
mugGet the Diahrea Bubblemug.

stanger

To wrap a rubber-band around your hand and wait until it goes numb. Then you masturbate.
"Man, I can't get a girl....at least I've got a rubber-band and a bottle of hand cream."
by Jake May 15, 2005
mugGet the stangermug.

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