noun, the female version of rudeness and obstinence (e.g. dick) that is usually applied to a man. Similar to bitch, but with a masculine flavor.
by Jaggsokc November 03, 2008
After the 5th malfunction in as many weeks, We had my Frescalade towed back to the Cadillac dealership with instructions for them to "keep it".
by Jaggsokc March 24, 2010
A man who follows and never misses an episode of the Housewives of Atlanta, New Jersey or Orange County or the Desperate Housewives series in the way other men follow the Superbowl or are interested in Pornography.
Jack was officially ''outed" as a House-hag the moment his wife caught him Tivo-ing Desperate Housewives, so he could watch it when she was out shopping.
by Jaggsokc December 20, 2010
like scapegoat, refers to the common act act of blaming a airplane crash on a flock of birds or geese, specifically.
Jack: On the news, they said the culprit in the plane that crash-landed on the Hudson River was a flock of birds that got sucked into the engine after take-off, and not pilot-error.
Jim: It's so convenient to make the birds the Scapegeese!
Jim: It's so convenient to make the birds the Scapegeese!
by Jaggsokc January 25, 2009
A medication FDA approved and released for public consumption by a pharmaceutical company only to be re-called and be the subject of a class-action lawsuit because of its previouslly unreported dangers.
Although the diet pill seemed to facilitate rapid weight loss, it was only when Jack spontaneously developed an extra set of nipples did we suspect the new drug was actually a harmaceutical.
by Jaggsokc November 13, 2010
When his male staffer that he should be "chasing" after the bridesmaid at the wedding party, the Massa-fracker, representing the state of NY, suggested instead that he should be "fracking" the male staffer, before groping him and tossling his hair.
by Jaggsokc March 09, 2010
Hipster In Name Only - HINOs are like Hipsters, but only superficially. In Public, they may have beards, wear plaid, be seen in coffee shops, appear to be Vegan, listen to Indie Rock, embrace counter-culture and progressive politics. But in private, they are gluten-eating trust-fund babies, reading People and US Magazine, vote with The Tea Party, hate coffee, subscribe to Sarah Palin's new e-channel, blasting Rihanna and Demi Lovato tracks on their iWatches, and have never missed an episode of "Dancing with the Stars" and "American Idol". You will also find more Prada and Dolce in their closets, than American Outfitters, LL Bean, and Thrift shop items.
Imagine the disgust on Brody's face when he learned the truth about Jared, everyone favorite hipster. Jared, was nothing more than a HINO, who secretly lived in a Frat House and was a Engineering Major.
by Jaggsokc March 18, 2015