Definitions by Jaffaw

Google Newspaper 

when you only use google to get your news

What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.

Google Newspaper by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Courting capture mode 

the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying

you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man

Courting capture mode by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Icy breath smoking 

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.

Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.

Icy breath smoking by jaffaw January 24, 2010

Sitting Chaperone 

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

Sitting Chaperone by jaffaw January 10, 2010

Leg Limo 

the cheapest easy way to travel in style,

Eco aware celebrities don't travel by any else than Leg Limo these days

Leg Limo by jaffaw January 10, 2010

Packing Space

When visiting generous relatives over christmas or any gift giving time such as a birthday; packing space in your luggage in expectation of receiving gifts for your return journey

Holly: Why are you leaving so much space in your bag, don't you want to pack some more clothes?
Tom: I'm packing space
Holly: What's that
Tom: I'm packing space for my gifts.

Packing Space by jaffaw December 28, 2009

body drying 

a way to dry clothes, by wearing them

you're clothes are still wet...
I know, I'm body drying them

body drying by jaffaw October 26, 2009