whoopie

Alt spelling for whoopee. It means fucking.

Matt and John made whoopie all night

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

idiot speak

1. Moronic variants of common vulgarities, such as friggin', shiot, biotch, etc. (Sometimes incorrectly referred to ghetto slang).

2. Moronic concoctions that pass as language in systems such as "rap ebonics". "Fo' shizzle my nizzle," and all its relative -izzle cognates are idiot speak.

3. Any locution of George W. Bush, or any other Republican.

1. "That friggin' biotch ate my friggin' shiot," said Dellas, referring to her missing homework. After giving her a good beating, the teacher forbade her to use such idiot speak.

2. Snoop Dog regularly uses idiot speak.

3. The State of the Union address for 2003 was nothing but idiot speak.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 24, 2003

hitter

A popular term for a front-end loading marijuana pipe known also as a bat.

Take a puff off my hitter.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

key party

a gathering of swingers where house or car keys are exchanged to determine who fucks who

I took Bill's wife home from the key party last night. My wife could take lessons from that righteous bitch!

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

&

Ampersand: a stylized, contractual form of the Latin word "et". Many people incorrectly substitute this symbol for the English word and. Although the Latin word "et" does mean "and", it is improper to substitute "&" for "and". Bad, bad grammar.

In combination with the Roman charater 'c', i.e., "&c." it means et cetera, (etc.).

I went shopping, to the bookstore, &c.

by Jacon (jay-son) September 12, 2003

oompa-loompa's wiener

Marijauna, i.e., pot; usually, of a less effectual sort. Low buzz factor.

I'm buzzin' on oompa-loompa's wiener

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

cream

1. v.nt. to ejaculate in general, or specifically, in one's underwear, on one's face, or elsewhere.

2. n. euphamism for semen (along with cum, jizz, gravy, spooge, nectar, &c. ad nauseam)

1. The tit-flick got me so turned on I creamed my shorts.

2. Michael swallowed all of Bill's tasty cream.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003