Having really hard sex..driving it down the lane!..then on the next thrust you miss the orifice and slam your balls into the inside of their thigh. ouch.
I was giving it to Lisa really good and fast, but then threw a gutterball. I thought the labia minor acted as bumpers.
by JacknRochNY November 03, 2007
Similar in historical beginnings as ebonics, dwebonics is a variation of articulate english generally used by those in high-tech fields, Star Trek fans, politicians.
It is characterized as substituing relatively easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.
It is characterized as substituing relatively easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.
Dwebonics: "Initiate water propogation through valve manipulation."
English: "Turn on the hose."
Dwebonics: "I have remotely calibrated the Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD player"
English: "Turn on the hose."
Dwebonics: "I have remotely calibrated the Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD player"
by JacknRochNY August 30, 2007
Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.
"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"
by JacknRochNY June 14, 2007
The description of a woman whom everyone thinks has an insatiable appetite for men. All the men in the office say they have been or want to be with that! Then it is discovered she is a lesbian...can't get enough pussy...hates penises!
Opposite of katmando.
Opposite of katmando.
Daryl: "Nicole is such a slut, she's been with every guy in the office."
Mike: "Yeah, I've been hittin' that for months."
Todd: "Nice try guys...she's katwomando, I don't think she's ever even seen a penis."
Mike: "Yeah, I've been hittin' that for months."
Todd: "Nice try guys...she's katwomando, I don't think she's ever even seen a penis."
by JacknRochNY January 15, 2009
When you have to ask, multiple times, if the reason your toddler boy is holding his penis is if he has to pee. After he continues to hold it for prolonged periods of time ones demeanor turns aggressive.
Daddy: "Hey buddy do you have to go pee?"
Kid: "Nope, I am fine...."(goes off to play)
**10 minutes later...still clutching his pee-pee**
Daddy: "Dude, if you have to go pee, let's go now before the food comes...I don't wanna have to give you a holdinscoldin in front of the entire restaurant"
Kid: "Nope, I am fine...."(goes off to play)
**10 minutes later...still clutching his pee-pee**
Daddy: "Dude, if you have to go pee, let's go now before the food comes...I don't wanna have to give you a holdinscoldin in front of the entire restaurant"
by JacknRochNY August 28, 2007
Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
by JacknRochNY October 27, 2007
A word to describe someone who is very "lax" about the use of condoms (ie. prophylactic) in their sex life.
Gump: "Dude did you have sex with that hot MILF??"
Tub: "Yessire!! She was very prophylaxtic and let me give her a creampie!"
Tub: "Yessire!! She was very prophylaxtic and let me give her a creampie!"
by JacknRochNY September 17, 2007