JacknRochNY's definitions

banonion

A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."

by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009

PO'd

When a woman is upset by a new found sensation during sex where one is conflicted by the feeling of having to "P"ee OR the possibility of the best "O"rgasm ever!!

Jenny: "Mike and I had sex last night and I was so freaking PO'd!"
Natalie: "Why, what did he do that pissed you off?"
Jenny: "Oh, he didn't do anything, but it started to feel very strange, like I had to pee, but also very good, like I was going to explode."
Natalie: "Oh, THAT!! :) Just give into it and hold on for the ride of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by JacknRochNY April 18, 2009

nubrub

When stuck in a crowded, shoulder-to-shoulder, situation (ie. elevator, concert, Disneyland queue, etc.), you pull your arm inside your short-sleeved shirt and then stick only your exposed elbow through the sleeve. You then proceed to nonchalantly rub your stump on the uncomfortable stranger standing next to you.

While traveling in a crowded elevator in the Sears Tower to the observation deck, Larry proceeded to nubrub at least 4 people much to the delight of his giggling son.

Also see stumpbump

by JacknRochNY May 13, 2009

matchdotcommit

Meeting someone on an online dating site, emailing, and becoming committed to "seeing" only them (even though you never met.)

Jack: "I met this girl on Match.com"
Troy: "Really, how is it going?"
Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"
Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."

by JacknRochNY November 29, 2007

focker

An offshoot of the shocker. It is giving a woman a shocker and then her parents walk into the room. Named for Gabe Focker of "Meet the Parents"

I was giving her a shocker and then got the focker. Her dad punched me in the face and then gave me $350 bucks not to see her anymore.

by JacknRochNY December 28, 2007

katwomando

The description of a woman whom everyone thinks has an insatiable appetite for men. All the men in the office say they have been or want to be with that! Then it is discovered she is a lesbian...can't get enough pussy...hates penises!

Opposite of katmando.

Daryl: "Nicole is such a slut, she's been with every guy in the office."
Mike: "Yeah, I've been hittin' that for months."
Todd: "Nice try guys...she's katwomando, I don't think she's ever even seen a penis."

by JacknRochNY January 15, 2009

drubble

When a man cums during a blowjob and the woman cannot swallow it all and it "dribbles" down the side of her mouth.

Steve: "Kat gave me a great blowjob and I came inside her mouth, but she couldn't swallow the whole load."
Hammy: "So she had some drubble on her cheeks?"
Steve: "Yup, but scooped it up with her fingers and finished the job...Yum"

by JacknRochNY April 21, 2009