Jackie's definitions

Greasy Rosita

Like a Greasy Sanchez except when a girl wipes the sweat from her snatch on a guys upper lip.

Amelia gave him a Greasy Rosita and he spent all day licking his upper lip!

by jackie June 10, 2003

so god damn sexy

i could fuck johnny all day if that is possible.....just looking at him makes me horny ;)hes got a nice ass may i add....very sexy. i love him

if johnny walked into my room....right now....i would run up to him and caress him....i would caress him all day and all night....and u kno what that means

by Jackie December 19, 2003

Utard

combines the words "Utah" and "Retard"

Someone from Utah.

These utards don't even serve catsup, they only have fry sauce.

by jackie July 1, 2003

paul wall

Some freaky-ass wigger with freaky-ass teeth and an annoying-yet-creepy smile that says "i'm secretly grooming your kids over the internet". Why so many "grills"? I've never heard him rap so I don't know if he has talent, but i know that those "grills" are the ugliest things i've ever seen. Why does he wear them? Is he a snaggle-tooth hick that needs a whole SET of falsies?

Paul Wall... his fucked-up metallic face scares my daughter

by Jackie June 18, 2006

minion

An evil sidekick or servant

Lets go my minion or minions away!!!

by Jackie October 13, 2004

honeyfresh

a white guy who likes to think he is black and acts gangsta when really hes just a pale-ass dorkus that sits on his butt all day playing nintendo

alys brother shayne being blazed

by jackie March 28, 2005

Can't Get Past the First Level

A person who lacks almost compelete skills at video games

My friend is so lame at video games, they can't even get past the 1st level of Super Mario Bros!

by Jackie March 2, 2004