Jackass's definitions

Hegewisch

place were durty people live, like someone named Ogre.

hegewisch has a bunch of ogres that live there, and is nowhere close to being as good as the EAST SIDE.

by jackass April 22, 2005

Split your wig

To cut someones head open with an axe.

im gonna split yo wig

by Jackass January 15, 2004

Fickle Fuck

One who is a fuck that changes his opinion and mind multiple times causing shit to stirr

He is such a fickle fuck! When will he ever settle down?

by JaCkAsS February 5, 2014

Snowball

Giving oral to someone, and the person thinks you swallowed it, but you spit it in there mouth, pretending to kiss them.

*thought to self* Im gunna spit his cum back in his mouth for donkey punching me.

by Jackass June 2, 2003

Massachusetts

I’m from Massachusetts. Where the roads are horrible. We are only bad drivers to anyone not from Mass. We have the greatest sports teams in the world. Super Bowl Champs and the World series in one year. Bad weather but we wouldn’t change it for the world. The cape is where we all migrate in the summer. We say a lot and use wicked as a noun, verb and adjective. We live off of iced coffee and it’s a meal supplement. No one is better than Massholes

Jack: I’m from Massachusetts

Tim: Oh! My hometown team is way better than yours!

Jack: How many championships do you have again?

by jackass May 1, 2019