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alleycat

a dark pussy on a white girl or just a girl with light skin.
Eww dont band stacey she has an alleycat
by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005
mugGet the alleycatmug.

gurn

Derogative slang term for a black person. Derived from the word gurney. Say gurney 10 times fast and listen to what it sounds like. Special because the gurns themselves do not know what it means.
Dude, all these gurns tried to jump me the other day. Stupid gurns
by Jack Mehoff October 22, 2004
mugGet the gurnmug.

flart

A fart with a squirt.
I just flarted. She just flarted. They are flarting.
by Jack Mehoff February 29, 2004
mugGet the flartmug.

nige

v. to act as a gurn would in any particular situation. the word nige adapts per situation and context, so can mean anything from stealing to playing basketball to being a smelly dumbass. Someone who niges can be called a Nigel or Niger.
You fucking niged that book off me the other day.

Look at you, just niging everyone.

You dumb fucking niger.

He niges like a pro.
by Jack Mehoff October 28, 2004
mugGet the nigemug.

Cesar Dressing

To splooge on on the woman's hair whilst in the act of ejaculation.
I gave her the Cesar Dressing to top the night off.
by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005
mugGet the Cesar Dressingmug.

Diseru

Six months later after banging his sister, he caught a Diseru.
by Jack MeHoff July 15, 2004
mugGet the Diserumug.

Farget

When, in a sexual encounter, one participant lowers him/herself down to the other's anus. Then, the one person farts into the other's open mouth. Also, the recipient must suck the gas in.
Logan begged me to give him a farget, however, Mike beat me to it and Logan sucked that shit in and loved it. He even busted a nut.
by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005
mugGet the Fargetmug.

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