Jack mehoff's definitions

boontang

Similar to "poontang" but for gay guys looking for some ass...

Gay Guy #1: Man, I would sure like to hit some ass.
Gay Guy #2: Let's go out and score some boontang.

by Jack Mehoff April 5, 2005

Fug

just like the "F" word (if you dont know what the "F" word is your a fuggin fugger)

1 man your fug(ged) up homes.
2 you fug(ing) fug(er).
3 HEY!, ill fug you unless you fuggin fug that fuggin fug hoe.
4 ya damn fughole

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004

Janked

When someone walks up and take's yo shit

damn, man...that nigga just janked my ride

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004

Cold Turkey

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.

Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

dr.dre

The Father of Rap

Bow down to Dre

by Jack mehoff February 28, 2004

The Dolly Parten

One woman Masturbating whist being viewed by three other men who are throwing quarters at her to continue the show.

Look at that Dolly parten,(sound: ka-ching)this is the best little whorehouse in texas.

by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005

snout fucker

A person who has an uncontrolable urge to have sexual intercourse with an elephant's trunk.

Yang licks his own balls, and oh yea, he's a snout fucker.

by Jack Mehoff February 22, 2004