deadpan

I style of humour, also known as dry humour.

It involves saying something funny, but not changing ones facial expressions or emotions.

Stephen Colbert often uses deadpan.
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "I cannot see through all of this liberty."
*audience laughs*
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "Yes, I excell at deadpan humour."
by Jack Townshend January 10, 2007
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Johnny Cash

Country Music + Personality + Attitude = Johnny Cash

He was great, he had a great message. Like others have said, he MADE rock n roll, punk, anything worth listening to.

God decided Jesus wasn't worth sending back to earth, so he gave us Johnny Cash and Joe Strummer.

Then he killed them both.

Rest In Peace
Billy: "Who's Johnny Cash."
Me: "An amazing musician."
by Jack Townshend April 16, 2006
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Rush Limbaugh

Fact:

A conservative talkshow host that has show on the radio, where he discusses politics and current events.

My Opinion:

He is a racist tool, a drug addict, and a disgrace to society.
Billy: Who's Rush limbaugh
Me: A tool.
by Jack Townshend June 20, 2006
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rush limbaughed

verb.

The act of sneaking an illegal bottle of viagra in your shaving kit.
Me: I got busted at the airport last night.
Billy: Why?
Me: I Rush Limbaughed. :/
Billy: Idiot.
by Jack Townshend June 28, 2006
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agnostic

"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means."

- Clarence Darrow
A: Are you agnostic?
B: Yeah.
A: Any good quotes about it?
B: Yeah, Clarence Darrow made a very intelligent statement regarding agnosticsm.
by Jack Townshend October 29, 2006
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grateful dead

The dance you do when you're stoned.

Goes a little something like this:

You wave your arms about whilst skipping in a small circle. Making odd noises is optional.
Shaniqua: Hey baby wanna dirty dance with me?
Me: Nah, watch me freestyle doing the grateful dead!
by Jack Townshend June 21, 2006
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