Jack Townshend's definitions

Johnny Cash

Country Music + Personality + Attitude = Johnny Cash

He was great, he had a great message. Like others have said, he MADE rock n roll, punk, anything worth listening to.

God decided Jesus wasn't worth sending back to earth, so he gave us Johnny Cash and Joe Strummer.

Then he killed them both.

Rest In Peace

Billy: "Who's Johnny Cash."
Me: "An amazing musician."

by Jack Townshend April 16, 2006

Indiana University

University in Bloomington, Indiana.
Known for having good basketball teams (bob knight) and bad football teams.

AKA: IU

Rival is Purdue.

Billy: "Did Indiana University win the Big 10 Tourney this year?"
Me: "No, they lost by 1 to Ohio St."

:(

by Jack Townshend April 16, 2006

Rush Limbaugh

Fact:

A conservative talkshow host that has show on the radio, where he discusses politics and current events.

My Opinion:

He is a racist tool, a drug addict, and a disgrace to society.

Billy: Who's Rush limbaugh
Me: A tool.

by Jack Townshend June 20, 2006

rush limbaughed

verb.

The act of sneaking an illegal bottle of viagra in your shaving kit.

Me: I got busted at the airport last night.
Billy: Why?
Me: I Rush Limbaughed. :/
Billy: Idiot.

by Jack Townshend June 28, 2006

agnostic

"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means."

- Clarence Darrow

A: Are you agnostic?
B: Yeah.
A: Any good quotes about it?
B: Yeah, Clarence Darrow made a very intelligent statement regarding agnosticsm.

by Jack Townshend October 29, 2006

grateful dead

The dance you do when you're stoned.

Goes a little something like this:

You wave your arms about whilst skipping in a small circle. Making odd noises is optional.

Shaniqua: Hey baby wanna dirty dance with me?
Me: Nah, watch me freestyle doing the grateful dead!

by Jack Townshend June 21, 2006