Jack Spank9049's definitions

Spacking Competition

Almost the same to the Spack Attack, apart from the fact that this time there are at least 2 or more people participating in the Spack Attack, hence it being a compeition.

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Spack No.1 and No.2 *Spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack* - through the Xbox Mic hearable to an entire Youtube live stream

Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."

by Jack Spank9049 June 30, 2023

Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat

The 3 least likely things to come out anytime soon...

Jack Spank9049: Man, I am really getting bored of Windows Vista, GTA 2 (Sega Dreamcast) and Fortnite kids on Warzone, I'll wonder when Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat will come out?

by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

I was about to say

Said by one when someone else tells them something that sounds hard to believe but isn't true anyway or the other peson misunderstood

Spack No.5: I worked at a pizza place but I quit because of my manager

Spack No.2: I work at Papa John's, don't suppose you worked there?

Spack No.5: No it was Marco's pizza

Spack No.2: Oh shit, I was about to say!

by Jack Spank9049 August 8, 2022

Nice IP

A common insult said by folks who just got beat in a video game

Person 1: Griefs cargo in GTA

Person 2: 54.134.79.25 - Nice IP!

by Jack Spank9049 February 28, 2023

Gatso'd

When you get flashed by a Gatso branded speed camera

Tom was Gatso'd going 53 in a 30.

by Jack Spank9049 April 9, 2024

Eastleigh

Comes box-standard with vaping shops, chavs, charity shops, more chavs, shops that have been closed down for years, even more chavs, a college full of chavs, an assortment of pubs and betting shops that may come bundled with the odd crackheads, kebab shops, a non-league football club and a few more chavs.

Seriously: Don't live in Eastleigh if you're looking to raise children

Spack No.4: You wanna go Eastleigh?

Spack No.2: Nah mush, I'll just get the train to Bournemouth! You coming?

by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022

Spack No.7

Ok, so before I make a definition about Spack No.6 - a new Spack who has only confirmed herself within the last few hours of my typing this definition, I thought I would make a definition about Spack No.7 - a Spack who is good friends of Spack No.1 - the leader of all Spacks.

So Spack No.7 listens to the very best music!!

He also used to scam kids!!!!!

Owns £50,000 in savings (don't try to rob him, please!!!!) According to Spack No.1, he is the richest Spack!!!

He drives a Mini Cooper Roadster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Spack No.6, you probably have never met the kid, but this is Spack No.7 who is the friend (or apparently boyfriend) of Spack No.1!

by Jack Spank9049 July 24, 2022