Jack Spank9049's definitions
*Sees a post on the internet about someone getting off "the zaza"
Spack No.2: "Right, Urban Dictionary time!
Spack No.2: "Right, Urban Dictionary time!
by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023
Get the Urban Dictionary time!mug. Basically has the outcome if Jack (Spack No.1) were to be spanking again or if not worse
The BBC will send an emergency broadcast message, all motorways will be shut with the exception of emergency and military use, Bluestar Bus will no longer operate its £1 after 6PM fare, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, all flights will be grounded worldwide, Souhtampton will be relegated to the EFL and Pompey will be promoted to the EFL and also win the FA Cup in a shock victory against Chelsea, Activision will remove death chat on Warzone, the death chat compilation containing Spack No.3's deathchat will be deleted, London Bridge will fall down, Asus will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bars will be banned in the UK, an asteroid will be on a crash-collison course with Earth, the sun will get hotter and hotter and bigger and bigger, climate change will become inevitable, USB-C will no longer be mandatory in the EU.
The BBC will send an emergency broadcast message, all motorways will be shut with the exception of emergency and military use, Bluestar Bus will no longer operate its £1 after 6PM fare, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, all flights will be grounded worldwide, Souhtampton will be relegated to the EFL and Pompey will be promoted to the EFL and also win the FA Cup in a shock victory against Chelsea, Activision will remove death chat on Warzone, the death chat compilation containing Spack No.3's deathchat will be deleted, London Bridge will fall down, Asus will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bars will be banned in the UK, an asteroid will be on a crash-collison course with Earth, the sun will get hotter and hotter and bigger and bigger, climate change will become inevitable, USB-C will no longer be mandatory in the EU.
by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2022
Get the MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN!mug. A place that has no ad-blocking software on their network. Better yet: you cannot install an adblocker extension since extensions are blocked.
I have to deal with seeing online dating and Hentai-related ads because Eastleigh College are too poor to install adblocking on their network or atleast enable extensions
by Jack Spank9049 October 3, 2022
Get the Eastleigh Collegemug. Benefits, Universal Credit, Job-seeker's allowance, Personal Independence Payment (PIP) and so on...
by Jack Spank9049 March 8, 2025
Get the Dole moneymug. The act of inmature children and teenagers taking pictures of other people (mainly their mates) without their prior knowledge.
by Jack Spank9049 February 11, 2022
Get the Mugshotmug. Reddit community where people between the age of 13-19 post about:
- Selfies
- Losing their viginity
- Posts asking for someone to DM them
- Anti-vaping posts
- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to
- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"
- "Number game" posts
**List is not exhaustive
- Selfies
- Losing their viginity
- Posts asking for someone to DM them
- Anti-vaping posts
- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to
- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"
- "Number game" posts
**List is not exhaustive
by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022
Get the r/teenagersmug. Spack No.4 has a lot going on in his life right now!
He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.
He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.
He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.
He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.
So as you can see Spack No.1, this is Spack No.4 and he likes playing "Zongies", supports Saints, likes Batman and Spiderman and travels abroad at least 3 times a year
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
Get the Spack No.4mug.