Jack Spank9049's definitions

Spack Attack

A situation where someone is spanking uncontrollably

I can hear Jack spanking down his mic again; he must be having a Spack Attack!

by Jack Spank9049 February 24, 2021

Top Gear

Bomb ass weed.

Jeremy Clarkson was once recorded on top gear.

by Jack Spank9049 February 9, 2023

Spankroom

Basically an alternative word for the word bathroom

Meet me in the spankroom, that's what she said!

by Jack Spank9049 June 25, 2022

The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024

In Search of Incredible

Asus's slogan!

*Powers on Asus Memopad 7*

"Asus. In Search of Incredible"

by Jack Spank9049 May 2, 2022

I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

Basically the Southampton equivalent of "I HATE YELLOW BUSSES!"

"Damn, the the rain is really bad, I hope the bus gets here soon!"

*Checks tracker app*

"I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

by Jack Spank9049 January 10, 2023

Make like Mart

An abbriviation of let's make like Martin & heads; A variation of make like a banana & splits

- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads

Shall we go to Doms? "Yeah, he should be ready now: let's make like Mart"

by Jack Spank9049 April 7, 2023