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Wireshark

What everyone's Dad who "works" at Microsoft/Activision/Rockstar uses.
Kid: *Gets killed by player in CoD*

Kid over chat: My Dad works for Microsoft and he will boot you offline (through the help of Wireshark)!
by Jack Spank9049 May 17, 2023
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Russian Roulette

To describe someone taking a very dangerous risk that could have catastrophic or possibly fatal consequences
You would be playing Russian Roulette to go straight through the give-way line at a closed junction without looking.
by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2023
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Barcode

A type of online gamertag that often resembles something like 'llIIIIllIIIll' consisting of uppercase Is and lower case ls. Barcodes are normally used by tryhard GTA Online players, but play their role in other online titles too. Barcode tryhards are mainly known for jet griefing, Opp MKII griefing and blowing up cargo.
Person 1: I'm going to sell my shipment!

Person 1's friend: No don't there's a barcode in the lobby!
by Jack Spank9049 June 11, 2023
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Jack

Jack is a lovely person. Often he would have a short beard wiv black (sometimes curly hair), and would sometimes look like he lives in a cave. Other charateristics of a person called Jack include them getting in a bad mood from time-to-time, but would often have a great big smile!

Jacks also may have a tendancy to listen to Spack Music
My cousin Spack No.1 is called Jack (he is a Spack!)
by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023
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Top donny

To describe someone who is really chill/laid-back and will treat you wiv great respect
Man I really miss my old manager. All those times he took me to Jesus, gave me free food; he was top donny!
by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023
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Jack

Jack is a very humorous guy who may have black (sometimes curly) hair, with some facial hair, and looks like he lives out of a cave. The music he may listen to can consist of old rock, and alt-rock/indie music.

Despite him being funny, his anger or frustration may get the better of him at times, especially because of video games or someone else's incompetence.

A Jack may also be a certified Spack who may spank him self reguarly (see Spack No.1)
Spank the leg Jack, and don't ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Spank the leg Jack, and don't ya come back no more!
by Jack Spank9049 February 25, 2023
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Drill

1. A tool used to form holes to put a screw in

2. A really shitty genre of music

3. A way of practicing for a potentially serious, complex or unexpected event, should it arise
1. Hey Tom, can you drill a hole for this plug socket?

2. A lot of 13-year-olds listen to Drill

3. It is not uncommon for schools and some workplaces to practice fire drills usually every year
by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2023
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