Jack Spank9049's definitions
Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*
*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"
(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"
(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024
Get the Jacob mug.The opposite of the saying "I was about to say!"; when one tells another something that is hard to believe yet is in fact true
Spack No.2: "Next time your class does a Kahoot or whatever make sure you give me the code!"
Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"
Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"
Spack No.5: "College"
Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"
(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)
This definition is deprived of a true story
- Piss
Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"
Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"
Spack No.5: "College"
Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"
(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)
This definition is deprived of a true story
- Piss
by Jack Spank9049 August 31, 2023
Get the I'm gonna say! mug.What a cheater in Warzone is called and also the #1 thing I say over death chat when I'm thirsty for some attention...
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
Get the F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker! mug.The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit
Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!
Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
by Jack Spank9049 February 4, 2023
Get the Morning routine mug.A small shop usually run by an Indian or Pakistani family that sells everyday household essentials such as: Toilet rolls, drinks, some freezer food, Elf Bars, diabetes and kitchen cupboard snacks.
Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
by Jack Spank9049 September 26, 2022
Get the Boss man shop mug.Imma go on r/memes on Reddit! *Searches up and proceeds to click on Reddit*. "Smoothwall - Site blocked, this request has been logged blah blah blah.
by Jack Spank9049 May 5, 2021
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