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A place that has no ad-blocking software on their network. Better yet: you cannot install an adblocker extension since extensions are blocked.
I have to deal with seeing online dating and Hentai-related ads because Eastleigh College are too poor to install adblocking on their network or atleast enable extensions
by Jack Spank9049 October 3, 2022
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by Jack Spank9049 March 8, 2025
Get the Dole money mug.Unlike all other Spacks who currently reside in either Dorset or Hampshire UK, Spack No.5 lives in the US State of North Carolina.
He likes playing Red Dead Redemption 2, sometimes Warzone and gives death chat loud enough to set your speakers or your headset on fire.
I (Spack No.2) had also apparently gotten Urban Dictionary blocked in Spack No.5's high school, seemingly because all the students were too busy looking at UD during class!
He likes playing Red Dead Redemption 2, sometimes Warzone and gives death chat loud enough to set your speakers or your headset on fire.
I (Spack No.2) had also apparently gotten Urban Dictionary blocked in Spack No.5's high school, seemingly because all the students were too busy looking at UD during class!
by Jack Spank9049 March 13, 2023
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He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.
He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.
He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.
He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.
So as you can see Spack No.1, this is Spack No.4 and he likes playing "Zongies", supports Saints, likes Batman and Spiderman and travels abroad at least 3 times a year
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
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- Selfies
- Losing their viginity
- Posts asking for someone to DM them
- Anti-vaping posts
- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to
- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"
- "Number game" posts
**List is not exhaustive
- Selfies
- Losing their viginity
- Posts asking for someone to DM them
- Anti-vaping posts
- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to
- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"
- "Number game" posts
**List is not exhaustive
by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022
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Get the Wo-wo-wo mug.Simply the best engine to exist. Designed by PSA but given an exclusive name in the Ford TDCI lineup.
You will get:
Guaranteed 350k+ miles
Easy 70-80mpg on the motorway with cruise control set at 60
A wide range of BHP from 70 to 265 BHP
***As seen in some Mondeo STs
A great example of mechanical engineering equipped from day-to-day city runabouts, company fleet vehicles, Zetec S Fiesta boy racer cars and the old man's Mondeo ST of course
You will get:
Guaranteed 350k+ miles
Easy 70-80mpg on the motorway with cruise control set at 60
A wide range of BHP from 70 to 265 BHP
***As seen in some Mondeo STs
A great example of mechanical engineering equipped from day-to-day city runabouts, company fleet vehicles, Zetec S Fiesta boy racer cars and the old man's Mondeo ST of course
Person 1: *Opens bonnet*
Person 2: *Sees a engine covered in plastic with the name "Duratorq TDCI over the plastic cover"*
Person 2: *Creams*
Person 2: *Sees a engine covered in plastic with the name "Duratorq TDCI over the plastic cover"*
Person 2: *Creams*
by Jack Spank9049 August 3, 2025
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