Jack Spank9049's definitions

#PTBAS

The abbreviation for Proud To Be a Spack

This term is used when ever someone is shit at maths, likes actual decent fucking music (Like The Strokes) and not some Chav body song, plays Warzone and Spanks them self on the leg reguarly.

A certified Spack may fall into some bad luck as well!

I cannot believe I was forced to listen to chav FM in my uncle's car and he wouldn't turn it over! #PTBAS

by Jack Spank9049 October 2, 2021

Spack Bang

Gay Porn

Jack, what you doing watching Spack Bang?

by Jack Spank9049 October 2, 2021

Wireshark

What everyone's Dad who "works" at Microsoft/Activision/Rockstar uses.

Kid: *Gets killed by player in CoD*

Kid over chat: My Dad works for Microsoft and he will boot you offline (through the help of Wireshark)!

by Jack Spank9049 May 17, 2023

Russian Roulette

To describe someone taking a very dangerous risk that could have catastrophic or possibly fatal consequences

You would be playing Russian Roulette to go straight through the give-way line at a closed junction without looking.

by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2023

Barcode

A type of online gamertag that often resembles something like 'llIIIIllIIIll' consisting of uppercase Is and lower case ls. Barcodes are normally used by tryhard GTA Online players, but play their role in other online titles too. Barcode tryhards are mainly known for jet griefing, Opp MKII griefing and blowing up cargo.

Person 1: I'm going to sell my shipment!

Person 1's friend: No don't there's a barcode in the lobby!

by Jack Spank9049 June 11, 2023

Jack

Jack is a lovely person. Often he would have a short beard wiv black (sometimes curly hair), and would sometimes look like he lives in a cave. Other charateristics of a person called Jack include them getting in a bad mood from time-to-time, but would often have a great big smile!

Jacks also may have a tendancy to listen to Spack Music

My cousin Spack No.1 is called Jack (he is a Spack!)

by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023

Top donny

To describe someone who is really chill/laid-back and will treat you wiv great respect

Man I really miss my old manager. All those times he took me to Jesus, gave me free food; he was top donny!

by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023