116 definitions by Jack Spank9049
Gavin - a very funny, sometimes annoying but a very chatty bloke who may also be heavily against vegans
by Jack Spank9049 August 26, 2023
Man I really miss my old manager. All those times he took me to Jesus, gave me free food; he was top donny!
by Jack Spank9049 February 24, 2023
(1.) Often said in dramatic moments where the situation was never planned to happen but (2.) can be said in more casual moments
1. Flight 498 has had an engine fire and is heading to the nearest airport to make an emergency landing as we speak
2. I can see the delivery driver is en-route as we speak so you should have your food within the next 5 minutes
2. I can see the delivery driver is en-route as we speak so you should have your food within the next 5 minutes
by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022
There are teenagers like me who work jobs, want to learn how to drive etc. and you have the small minority of teens boasting about being "sigma males" *sigh*
by Jack Spank9049 January 15, 2023
When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*
Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"
Spack No.1: "What phone?"
Spack No.2: "Your phone!"
*Phone rings*
Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"
Spack No.1: "What phone?"
Spack No.2: "Your phone!"
*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
The place I can travel too and back in the time it takes for the Urban Dick moderators to approve my definitions!
Spack No.2: I can travel to Mars and back in the time it takes for the moderators of Urban Dick to approve my submissions!
by Jack Spank9049 June 14, 2022
Jack, Daily Spanking Moments just uploaded and... and... JACK, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE NOW! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021