Jack Spank9049's definitions
by Jack Spank9049 February 24, 2021
Get the Spack Attack mug.Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.
Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!
by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021
Get the I'm phoning Spank! mug.A game thats made me:
Leave a massive whole in my desk
Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games
Smash my controller
Wake up my household
Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor
Made me break a headset
Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition
Leave a massive whole in my desk
Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games
Smash my controller
Wake up my household
Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor
Made me break a headset
Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition
Jack Spank9049: Hey you up for some Call of Duty: Warzone?
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!
by Jack Spank9049 March 28, 2021
Get the Call of Duty: Warzone mug.Imma go on r/memes on Reddit! *Searches up and proceeds to click on Reddit*. "Smoothwall - Site blocked, this request has been logged blah blah blah.
by Jack Spank9049 May 5, 2021
Get the Smoothwall mug.Spack No.1: "Yo who you playing with there?"
Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*
Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"
Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"
Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*
Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"
Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"
Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
by Jack Spank9049 October 9, 2023
Get the Pinocchio2603 mug.An act of one switching lobbies in an online game multiple times in quick succession in hopes to find a certain person who may be:
Appearing offline;
Not joinable through profile;
May have blocked the person attempting to lobby hop.
This person could know the lobby hopper irl, or the lobby hopper could be trying to find a popular content creator for that game and thus don't know each other irl.
Appearing offline;
Not joinable through profile;
May have blocked the person attempting to lobby hop.
This person could know the lobby hopper irl, or the lobby hopper could be trying to find a popular content creator for that game and thus don't know each other irl.
Kyle was lobby hopping for 3 hours straight in GTA Online to try and find a content creator named Dempy - he was unsuccessful.
#lobby hopper
#lobby hopper
by Jack Spank9049 October 19, 2023
Get the Lobby Hop mug.The opposite to a prank call; the act of using the SMS texting feature on a mobile telephone to intentionally troll another party.
by Jack Spank9049 October 20, 2023
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