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Said by one when someone else tells them something that sounds hard to believe but isn't true anyway or the other peson misunderstood
Spack No.5: I worked at a pizza place but I quit because of my manager
Spack No.2: I work at Papa John's, don't suppose you worked there?
Spack No.5: No it was Marco's pizza
Spack No.2: Oh shit, I was about to say!
Spack No.2: I work at Papa John's, don't suppose you worked there?
Spack No.5: No it was Marco's pizza
Spack No.2: Oh shit, I was about to say!
by Jack Spank9049 August 8, 2022
Get the I was about to say mug.Jack Spank9049: Man, I am really getting bored of Windows Vista, GTA 2 (Sega Dreamcast) and Fortnite kids on Warzone, I'll wonder when Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat will come out?
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
Get the Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat mug.Almost the same to the Spack Attack, apart from the fact that this time there are at least 2 or more people participating in the Spack Attack, hence it being a compeition.
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Spack No.1 and No.2 *Spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack* - through the Xbox Mic hearable to an entire Youtube live stream
Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."
Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."
by Jack Spank9049 June 30, 2023
Get the Spacking Competition mug.Spack No.2 is the assistant Spack and works closely with the head Spack (Spack No.1)
Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.
Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022
Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!
Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.
Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.
Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022
Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!
Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.
Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2022
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Seriously: Don't live in Eastleigh if you're looking to raise children
Seriously: Don't live in Eastleigh if you're looking to raise children
Spack No.4: You wanna go Eastleigh?
Spack No.2: Nah mush, I'll just get the train to Bournemouth! You coming?
Spack No.2: Nah mush, I'll just get the train to Bournemouth! You coming?
by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022
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