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So.... how did Spack No.6 appear on the scene?
So, some people at Spack No.2 place of work left and 2 vacancies were up to replace those people. Little did Spack No.2 know that one of the people who were to get a job there would be a Spack!
This all became apparent when she asked Spack No.2 to pierce the film on a bottle lid and said something along the lines of "Can you open this for me? I'm being a Spack!" Spack No.2 said that he is a Spack two and it all went from there.
Spack No.6's hobbies include but are not limited to:
I quote: "Smoking lots of weed, skating, dyeing my hair, working at Papa Johns (the same place Spack No.2 works at), getting piercings, going to football with my dad (Eastleigh FC), DRUGS"
So, some people at Spack No.2 place of work left and 2 vacancies were up to replace those people. Little did Spack No.2 know that one of the people who were to get a job there would be a Spack!
This all became apparent when she asked Spack No.2 to pierce the film on a bottle lid and said something along the lines of "Can you open this for me? I'm being a Spack!" Spack No.2 said that he is a Spack two and it all went from there.
Spack No.6's hobbies include but are not limited to:
I quote: "Smoking lots of weed, skating, dyeing my hair, working at Papa Johns (the same place Spack No.2 works at), getting piercings, going to football with my dad (Eastleigh FC), DRUGS"
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Spack No.1, I would like to thank you sooooo much for getting me into Spack music by putting on Los Santos Rock Radio when I was in your car on GTA O on one fine day!
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Spack No.4: Southampton have a free-kick and James Ward-Prowse seems to be taking it!
Spack No.2: You mean penalty?
Commentator: "It's James-Ward PROOOOOOOOOOOOWSE!"
Spack No.2: You mean penalty?
Commentator: "It's James-Ward PROOOOOOOOOOOOWSE!"
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1. Hey Tom, can you drill a hole for this plug socket?
2. A lot of 13-year-olds listen to Drill
3. It is not uncommon for schools and some workplaces to practice fire drills usually every year
2. A lot of 13-year-olds listen to Drill
3. It is not uncommon for schools and some workplaces to practice fire drills usually every year
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This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.
Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?
- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2
This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.
Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?
- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2
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