Jack Spank9049's definitions

Fix me up

A slang request made by somebody for food

Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"

Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

Are you retarded?

Said by one when another blurts out something that is simply not true or just total nonsense.

Person 1: 12AM is lunchtime right?

Person 2: Are you retarded?

by Jack Spank9049 April 20, 2025

Smoothwall

The page I get greeted with 50% of the time when browsing the interwebz on the school network.

Imma go on r/memes on Reddit! *Searches up and proceeds to click on Reddit*. "Smoothwall - Site blocked, this request has been logged blah blah blah.

by Jack Spank9049 May 5, 2021

Jacob

The happiest guy on Earth...

Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*

*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"

(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)

by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024

Boss man shop

A small shop usually run by an Indian or Pakistani family that sells everyday household essentials such as: Toilet rolls, drinks, some freezer food, Elf Bars, diabetes and kitchen cupboard snacks.

Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate

Spack No.1: Where are you going?

Gonna go to Boss man shop across the field, be back in 20

by Jack Spank9049 September 26, 2022

As we speak

(1.) Often said in dramatic moments where the situation was never planned to happen but (2.) can be said in more casual moments

1. Flight 498 has had an engine fire and is heading to the nearest airport to make an emergency landing as we speak

2. I can see the delivery driver is en-route as we speak so you should have your food within the next 5 minutes

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!

What a cheater in Warzone is called and also the #1 thing I say over death chat when I'm thirsty for some attention...

*Gets killed by someone in Warzone* Me over death chat: F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!

by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021