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Benefits, Universal Credit, Job-seeker's allowance, Personal Independence Payment (PIP) and so on...
by Jack Spank9049 March 8, 2025
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I have to deal with seeing online dating and Hentai-related ads because Eastleigh College are too poor to install adblocking on their network or atleast enable extensions
by Jack Spank9049 October 3, 2022
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Get the Wo-wo-wo mug.Reddit community where people between the age of 13-19 post about:
- Selfies
- Losing their viginity
- Posts asking for someone to DM them
- Anti-vaping posts
- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to
- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"
- "Number game" posts
**List is not exhaustive
- Selfies
- Losing their viginity
- Posts asking for someone to DM them
- Anti-vaping posts
- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to
- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"
- "Number game" posts
**List is not exhaustive
by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022
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2. Said by one to express their shock or surprise.
3. Said by one to make another person go away (normally in a rude way)
2. Said by one to express their shock or surprise.
3. Said by one to make another person go away (normally in a rude way)
1. I went to Spack No.4's house on our prom night and there was this fuck-off 4k TV in their kitchen.
2. Spack No.2: Did you hear that Spack No.3's Warzone deathchat was clipped and uploaded to Youtube? Spack No.1: Fuck off!
3. Can you please fuck off and go somewhere else?
2. Spack No.2: Did you hear that Spack No.3's Warzone deathchat was clipped and uploaded to Youtube? Spack No.1: Fuck off!
3. Can you please fuck off and go somewhere else?
by Jack Spank9049 July 27, 2022
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He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.
He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.
He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.
He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.
So as you can see Spack No.1, this is Spack No.4 and he likes playing "Zongies", supports Saints, likes Batman and Spiderman and travels abroad at least 3 times a year
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
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