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Jacob

The happiest guy on Earth...
Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*

*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"

(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024
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I'm gonna say!

The opposite of the saying "I was about to say!"; when one tells another something that is hard to believe yet is in fact true
Spack No.2: "Next time your class does a Kahoot or whatever make sure you give me the code!"

Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"

Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"

Spack No.5: "College"

Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"

(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)

This definition is deprived of a true story

- Piss
by Jack Spank9049 August 31, 2023
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F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!

What a cheater in Warzone is called and also the #1 thing I say over death chat when I'm thirsty for some attention...
*Gets killed by someone in Warzone* Me over death chat: F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
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Morning routine

The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit
Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!

Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
by Jack Spank9049 February 4, 2023
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Boss man shop

A small shop usually run by an Indian or Pakistani family that sells everyday household essentials such as: Toilet rolls, drinks, some freezer food, Elf Bars, diabetes and kitchen cupboard snacks.

Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
Spack No.1: Where are you going?

Gonna go to Boss man shop across the field, be back in 20
by Jack Spank9049 September 26, 2022
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Smoothwall

The page I get greeted with 50% of the time when browsing the interwebz on the school network.
Imma go on r/memes on Reddit! *Searches up and proceeds to click on Reddit*. "Smoothwall - Site blocked, this request has been logged blah blah blah.
by Jack Spank9049 May 5, 2021
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Inconvinient O'Clock

This is when you have something happen at an inconvinient time
by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022
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