Jack Spank9049's definitions

Nick

A substitute word for the word n***a

Spack No.2: I just got called a poopy a$$ nick by someone on Warzone deathchat!

by Jack Spank9049 June 13, 2022

Backwards car

A backwards car is used to describe a vehicle with an automatic transmission

Stupid Americans with their backwards cars!

by Jack Spank9049 January 13, 2023

MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

The sentence no-one wants to hear!

The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...

MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022

In the mud

Commonly used in football, when a team has completely screwed over their hopes of securing a title, or when they blow their hopes of UCL (or Europa for the more smaller clubs such as Wolves or Varchester Penited (no disrespect to Wolves)) or worse when they are in a relegation battle or have their relegation confirmed

Norwich are in the mud!

by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2022

uoy yb nettirw is yranoitcid

You are bored and probably searched up "Urban Dictionary is written by you" but backwards.

"What shall I search today?..." "Hmmm...." "Oh I know!" *Proceeds to type uoy yb nettirw is yranoitcid on Urban Dick!*

by Jack Spank9049 May 30, 2022

Chav Central

A place that is mostly populated by chavs. Could be the local town centre, park, school or college

Eastleigh College is chav central

by Jack Spank9049 January 1, 2023

On lifts

Where somebody will transport people they know (or sometimes friends-of-friends of friends-of-family) to and/or from point A to point B where that person either does not drive or cannot drive due to intoxication.

Sometimes people may charge, or will do it for free with tips being appreciated.

Normally the person 'on lifts' does not hold a private hire licence but still does not legally stop them from offering their commitment.

Thomas is on lifts giving people lifts home from the nightclubs in Southampton

by Jack Spank9049 July 26, 2024