"Damn, the the rain is really bad, I hope the bus gets here soon!"
*Checks tracker app*
"I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!
*Checks tracker app*
"I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!
by Jack Spank9049 January 10, 2023
Get the I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!mug. Simply the best engine to exist. Designed by PSA but given an exclusive name in the Ford TDCI lineup.
You will get:
Guaranteed 350k+ miles
Easy 70-80mpg on the motorway with cruise control set at 60
A wide range of BHP from 70 to 265 BHP
***As seen in some Mondeo STs
A great example of mechanical engineering equipped from day-to-day city runabouts, company fleet vehicles, Zetec S Fiesta boy racer cars and the old man's Mondeo ST of course
You will get:
Guaranteed 350k+ miles
Easy 70-80mpg on the motorway with cruise control set at 60
A wide range of BHP from 70 to 265 BHP
***As seen in some Mondeo STs
A great example of mechanical engineering equipped from day-to-day city runabouts, company fleet vehicles, Zetec S Fiesta boy racer cars and the old man's Mondeo ST of course
Person 1: *Opens bonnet*
Person 2: *Sees a engine covered in plastic with the name "Duratorq TDCI over the plastic cover"*
Person 2: *Creams*
Person 2: *Sees a engine covered in plastic with the name "Duratorq TDCI over the plastic cover"*
Person 2: *Creams*
by Jack Spank9049 August 03, 2025
Get the Duratorqmug. The act of leaving a stadium before the full-time whistle because your team is being absolutely battered!
by Jack Spank9049 April 09, 2022
Get the Fire Drillmug. Spack No.1: "Yo who you playing with there?"
Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*
Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"
Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"
Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*
Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"
Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"
Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
by Jack Spank9049 October 09, 2023
Get the Pinocchio2603mug. A popular Social Media/direct-messaging platform mostly used by Teens and young adults (and Spacks!)
by Jack Spank9049 September 11, 2023
Get the Spack Chatmug. Proper noun: Prime is a hydration drink released by Youtubers/celebrities Logan Paul and KSI. Despite being up for sale in regular stores (Aldi, Asda etc.) at RRP, people are buying these and upselling them for prices like £20 a pop or 3 for £100.
The drink was released on 4th Jan 2022 according to Wiki, but sales and the hype has seems to of only just taken off.
The drink was released on 4th Jan 2022 according to Wiki, but sales and the hype has seems to of only just taken off.
Person 1: Popping to the shop, what drink would you like?
Person 2 (a 13 year old): Get me that Prime drink!
Person 1: "Oh God no, please no!"
Person 2 (a 13 year old): Get me that Prime drink!
Person 1: "Oh God no, please no!"
by Jack Spank9049 January 15, 2023
Get the Prime drinkmug. "Hi, I'm very sorry but I will not be able to make it in today as I have had a an upset stomach"
Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"
"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"
Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"
"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 25, 2023
Get the Papa's Pissmug.