Jack Spank9049's definitions

Duratorq

Simply the best engine to exist. Designed by PSA but given an exclusive name in the Ford TDCI lineup.

You will get:

Guaranteed 350k+ miles

Easy 70-80mpg on the motorway with cruise control set at 60

A wide range of BHP from 70 to 265 BHP

***As seen in some Mondeo STs

A great example of mechanical engineering equipped from day-to-day city runabouts, company fleet vehicles, Zetec S Fiesta boy racer cars and the old man's Mondeo ST of course

Person 1: *Opens bonnet*

Person 2: *Sees a engine covered in plastic with the name "Duratorq TDCI over the plastic cover"*

Person 2: *Creams*

by Jack Spank9049 August 3, 2025

Fire Drill

The act of leaving a stadium before the full-time whistle because your team is being absolutely battered!

Fire Drill at Saint Marys as Chelsea score 4 before the half-time whistle

by Jack Spank9049 April 9, 2022

I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

Basically the Southampton equivalent of "I HATE YELLOW BUSSES!"

"Damn, the the rain is really bad, I hope the bus gets here soon!"

*Checks tracker app*

"I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

by Jack Spank9049 January 10, 2023

Mars

The place I can travel too and back in the time it takes for the Urban Dick moderators to approve my definitions!

Spack No.2: I can travel to Mars and back in the time it takes for the moderators of Urban Dick to approve my submissions!

by Jack Spank9049 June 14, 2022

Bournemouth

The nicest city (or town) in the UK. Consisting of its bustling atmosphere around the beach, city centre and the eye-catching view of the beach-front Ferris Wheel providing the human eye with a striking view of what part of the city looks like from a bird's eye view. You also have the unique palm-trees to make you feel like you are playing Vice City all over again, the rays of yellow from the 'Yellow Taxis' constantly travelling back & forth to commute the drunk back to their place of residence, and a night-life like you are playing Cyberpunk all over again!

Spack No.1: I might move from Bournemouth to somewhere up north

Spack No.2: *Commits murder*

by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022

Are you retarded?

Said by one when another blurts out something that is simply not true or just total nonsense.

Person 1: 12AM is lunchtime right?

Person 2: Are you retarded?

by Jack Spank9049 April 20, 2025

Barcode

A type of online gamertag that often resembles something like 'llIIIIllIIIll' consisting of uppercase Is and lower case ls. Barcodes are normally used by tryhard GTA Online players, but play their role in other online titles too. Barcode tryhards are mainly known for jet griefing, Opp MKII griefing and blowing up cargo.

Person 1: I'm going to sell my shipment!

Person 1's friend: No don't there's a barcode in the lobby!

by Jack Spank9049 June 11, 2023