Jack Spank9049's definitions

Wireshark

What everyone's Dad who "works" at Microsoft/Activision/Rockstar uses.

Kid: *Gets killed by player in CoD*

Kid over chat: My Dad works for Microsoft and he will boot you offline (through the help of Wireshark)!

by Jack Spank9049 May 17, 2023

Dingy Dingy

1. To go clubbing with 1 or more person(s)

2. To have sexual intercourse

1. Do you want to go do sum dingy dingy tonight?

2. Do you want to do some dingy dingy tonight?

by Jack Spank9049 August 19, 2022

Gatso'd

The act of driving past a speed camera over the posted speed limit.

Could be any speed camera (including average speed), not just Gatso cameras.

Jamie: Has Tom got his car?

Terry: Nah he got Gatso'd down the M27 50mph speed limit and he lost his licence in turn as he was on 3 points already on.

by Jack Spank9049 May 22, 2024

Zongies

Where you take someone (such as your BF or GF) in your room to have some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spack No.ANONYMOUS: Why are you taking Spack No.ANONYMOUS into your bedroom to play Zongies?

by Jack Spank9049 April 5, 2022

Eastleigh

A small town in the south of England, mostly populated with charity shops, vaping shops, a really small shopping centre, aload of places that are closed down and a couple of kebab shops.

Spack No.4: Shall we go to Eastleigh?

Spack No.2: I would rather get the bus to Southampton!

by Jack Spank9049 August 7, 2022

Daily Spanking Moments

The Youtube channel 'Daily Warzone Moments' if it was dedicated to spanking!

Jack, Daily Spanking Moments just uploaded and... and... JACK, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE NOW! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!

by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

Lobby Hop

An act of one switching lobbies in an online game multiple times in quick succession in hopes to find a certain person who may be:

Appearing offline;

Not joinable through profile;

May have blocked the person attempting to lobby hop.

This person could know the lobby hopper irl, or the lobby hopper could be trying to find a popular content creator for that game and thus don't know each other irl.

Kyle was lobby hopping for 3 hours straight in GTA Online to try and find a content creator named Dempy - he was unsuccessful.

#lobby hopper

by Jack Spank9049 October 19, 2023