Jack Meoff's definitions

grundle cake

A cake that can be formed with a handful of fromunda cheese, grundle juice (sweat), and hair. In serving this, one might ask if they would care for a scoop of grundle cake. A true delight it is!

Dude, those cookies taste like shit, want some grundle cake?

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

Hang Time

Relating to how long a fart can sustain it's intenisty of smell

Dude that fart got some terrible hang time

by Jack Meoff May 5, 2004

vagoon

a word that is begined with the letters VAG as if to spell vagina but a teacher walks by and you quickly add oon

holy shit that vag... vagoon is streched

by jack meoff November 12, 2003

dicksnot

Pre-ejaculatory penil secretions. Pre-cum.

I didn't have any tape, so I sealed the envelope with some dicksnot.

by Jack Meoff March 7, 2003

ig

to forget, ignore

"just to ig my two-way, ig the shit in the streets"

by Jack Meoff December 20, 2003

Heatscore

A person or activity that will draw the attention of police.

driving a car without licence plates is heatscore.

by Jack Meoff November 11, 2003