anal golfing

sticking your balls in someone's ass

Logan and Doug played an intense game of anal golfing

by Jack Mehoff March 17, 2005

gurn

Derogative slang term for a black person. Derived from the word gurney. Say gurney 10 times fast and listen to what it sounds like. Special because the gurns themselves do not know what it means.

Dude, all these gurns tried to jump me the other day. Stupid gurns

by Jack Mehoff October 22, 2004

smurf

1 to insult
2 blue man group
3 todd, andy zukoski's blue loving friend
4 todd, the fuggin fugger
5 like the "F" word

1) go smurf your self!
2) Smurf1: "hey what did you and smurfett do last night" SMurf2: "I smurfed her" Smurf1: "SMURF NO!" Smurf2: "SMURF YEA!, I smurfed her in the smurffin parking lot!"
3) todd? oh the smurf wannabe!

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004

slut muffin

a girl who gets around like an item from tim hortons and is also open 24 hours a day. slut

man Allison, quit being such a slut muffin.

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

Cesar Dressing

To splooge on on the woman's hair whilst in the act of ejaculation.

I gave her the Cesar Dressing to top the night off.

by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005

nige

v. to act as a gurn would in any particular situation. the word nige adapts per situation and context, so can mean anything from stealing to playing basketball to being a smelly dumbass. Someone who niges can be called a Nigel or Niger.

You fucking niged that book off me the other day.

Look at you, just niging everyone.

You dumb fucking niger.

He niges like a pro.

by Jack Mehoff October 28, 2004

wren

The local bitch of Furcadia.

"Don't you be a Wren!"

by Jack MeHoff August 4, 2004