11 definitions by Jack Herrer
A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.
Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?
Person 2: Think so...
Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.
Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!
Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?
Person 2: Think so...
Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.
Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!
Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.
by Jack Herrer January 17, 2019
Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
This maneuver if thats what you Australian parlimentary losers want to call it is when you pretent to shake a womans hand very convincingly but 'accidentally' thrust it into the soft spot between either her tits or legs (depending the relativity of her height and yours).
You only do this if you are confident that you have an AU prime ministers reptilian grin and a "fuck the rest of the country man, only Canberra (where the majority of the politicians live) can smoke dope," mentality.
You only do this if you are confident that you have an AU prime ministers reptilian grin and a "fuck the rest of the country man, only Canberra (where the majority of the politicians live) can smoke dope," mentality.
The Dirty Scomo would be explained by the following convo between copycat surfees who just so happen to watch Australia's favourite crappy 'question time' parlimentary broadcast:
Bruh 1: "duuuuuuuuuuuude, I just saw how SCOMO did a fly handshake where his hand ended up on a chicks tits and bra!"
Bruh 2: "Us surfees need 2 change our tactics unless the surfee kind get wiped out on the next R excuse wave."
Bruh 3 and 4: "nah man, were already charged for that, can't do it even if we tried, plus were in Canberra too busy getting high with Scomo himself, he's gnarly and paid us to be his best friend for like 3 hours while getting baked."
Bruh 1: "duuuuuuuuuuuude, I just saw how SCOMO did a fly handshake where his hand ended up on a chicks tits and bra!"
Bruh 2: "Us surfees need 2 change our tactics unless the surfee kind get wiped out on the next R excuse wave."
Bruh 3 and 4: "nah man, were already charged for that, can't do it even if we tried, plus were in Canberra too busy getting high with Scomo himself, he's gnarly and paid us to be his best friend for like 3 hours while getting baked."
by Jack Herrer January 7, 2020
It's the sort of word you will hear in the rapper 'Luh Kel's' song from his album 'Mixed Emotions.'
It means feigning or faking a move but also may mean pining for something, can be a gestural thing or expressed in dance.
It means feigning or faking a move but also may mean pining for something, can be a gestural thing or expressed in dance.
Luh Kel: Now you see me feenin,' fallin in the deep-end but all your love it got me schemin'
Me: Now I want to look "feenin'" up on Urban Dictionary to find its true meanin!
You: *Votes my definition in* because how few other examples of a def on the word there are
Me: Now I want to look "feenin'" up on Urban Dictionary to find its true meanin!
You: *Votes my definition in* because how few other examples of a def on the word there are
by Jack Herrer December 29, 2020
Village man:
Dis here woman made my ship feel well accomodated man. It was like one night in a 5 star hotel up there.
Village man 2:
Yah? Mi Pidgin English is a bit shabby but I dam know what you werrin about, my princess got the same, wet, long like a trip to the water-park without even having to know how to swim!
Village man also:
You two bein silly, my woman got the creole cunt tu. She made room for both my arms and lags nd' I go crawl into it for a good catnap, being true speak.
Dis here woman made my ship feel well accomodated man. It was like one night in a 5 star hotel up there.
Village man 2:
Yah? Mi Pidgin English is a bit shabby but I dam know what you werrin about, my princess got the same, wet, long like a trip to the water-park without even having to know how to swim!
Village man also:
You two bein silly, my woman got the creole cunt tu. She made room for both my arms and lags nd' I go crawl into it for a good catnap, being true speak.
by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020
The break someone in is the sort of statement that only a slutty and predatorial female would say about what she wants to do to a usually younger guy because she thinks its fun and purely because of that. She doesn't care if he is ready but inadvertently it may make the guy either wizer sexually or more reckless, depending on how affectionate the process is. It is not dissimilar to having a "one nighter."
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020