I was a lonka in the 2008 school year
by LONKALOVER12423567890 March 1, 2018
A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.
Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?
Person 2: Think so...
Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.
Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!
Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?
Person 2: Think so...
Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.
Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!
Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.
by Jack Herrer January 17, 2019