7 definitions by Jack Hacker
The name of someone probably named Tyler but who’s name got misspelled so now it’s typer. Typers like 3 things. Men, guys, and boys. Bonus if their name is zmill. If you ever encounter a typer, ask him if he’s ever dropped a men’s league pass. If you want to make him foam at the mouth, tell him he dropped some. Typers also have no idea how to spell and love BBC.
Zmill: Typer, I’m going to beat u in fantasy
Typer: Zmill you like Mia klause?
Zmill: actually guard me and don’t hide in zone coverage
Typer: cookie Zmill?
Typer: Zmill you like Mia klause?
Zmill: actually guard me and don’t hide in zone coverage
Typer: cookie Zmill?
by Jack Hacker November 11, 2020
All my homies hate this man. Joe with an L stays winning the chunky dunkys and having friends named John carlo. Should u come across a joe with an L, make sure u ask him how Lincoln log dog is doin. They are boisterous boys. Joe with an L also has a cool friend named Kyle who’s house he sometimes goes to.
Joe with an L: look I got these chunky dunkys
the entire world: guess what, idgaf
Joe with an L: eagle ridge on Wednesday?
Jackson: ok Joe with an L but pull up with Jon carol
the entire world: guess what, idgaf
Joe with an L: eagle ridge on Wednesday?
Jackson: ok Joe with an L but pull up with Jon carol
by Jack Hacker November 12, 2020
A man known for throwing the best ragers. A raging party from brans is something that brings all the boys, including Karl. Brans are also geniuses, they have a gpa of at least 4.75. Also brans love studying. But that studying never gets in the way of partying. Brans are beasts, get u a brans. They are also legends
Brans: what’s up man
Karl (through mask) : hey want to drink beer?
Brans: of course, I’m underage tho
Karl (still through mask): ok
Karl (through mask) : hey want to drink beer?
Brans: of course, I’m underage tho
Karl (still through mask): ok
by Jack Hacker November 22, 2020
A tpett is an interesting creature. It likes three things sexually. Those three things are guys, men, and boys. Tpetts also have an arch nemesis named Zmill. Tpett vs Zmill is synonymous with Celtics vs Lakers, Buckeyes vs wolverines, and Batman vs Superman. Tpetts are decent at football and normally win the battle. However, Zmill talks his smack. Tpetts also love bbc.
Zmill: Tpett guard me and stop hiding in zone
Tpett: Zmill you like Mia Klause?
Zmill: Tpett u are retarded
Tpett: cookie Zmill?
Tpett: Zmill you like Mia Klause?
Zmill: Tpett u are retarded
Tpett: cookie Zmill?
by Jack Hacker November 16, 2020
Two of the most iconic boys in the entire hurst of sand. If Luke and tony ever see you in public you probably won’t be able to take your eyes off of them. One because of the endless chaos they encompass and two because of the atomic awesomeness all of the Akins Offer. Luke and tony will one day be the kings of the hurst and thus they shallnt be dismissed in anyway.
by Jack Hacker November 12, 2020
The name of someone who is obsessed with fantasy football. Should you ever text a Zmill about trading, he will respond within seconds and shame you for what he will call a terrible offer. Zmills are not good at actual football, and Tylers tend to moss them frequently
Zmill: Trade with me
Normal person: ok let’s do kamara for mccaffery
Zmill: you are missing brain cells
Normal person: ok let’s do kamara for mccaffery
Zmill: you are missing brain cells
by Jack Hacker November 6, 2020