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Ed Wood. Ed = Erectile Dysfunction. Wood = Erection. A misnomer? An oxymoron? A cuntradickshun? No, Ed wood = a viagara dependant erection.
GERTRUDE: Grandpa has been an "Ed Johnson" for a couple of years, if you know what I mean. But, he recently started taking viagara, and he's become an "Ed Wood" lately. Even a "Tiger Wood"!
CINDY: Gee, thanks for telling me, Grandma. That was really a whole lot more than I never wanted to know.
CINDY: Gee, thanks for telling me, Grandma. That was really a whole lot more than I never wanted to know.
by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006
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Al & Tipper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Goregasm
Barely happened - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boredgasm
Blue Collar - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Poorgasm
During foreplay - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Foregasm
From Masturbation - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Just Yourgasm
In a rowboat - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Oargasm
In brand new home, BEFORE you move in - - - - - - Floorgasm
Just before leaving - - - - - - - - - - - Out the Doorgasm
On the Internet - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Porngasm
One you had to pay for - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Whoregasm
Penis covered with chocolate syrup, marshmallow creme and Graham Cracker crumbs, subjected to a blowjob - - Smoregasm
Too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Soregasm
Trying out the vibrator at the Adult Bookstore - -Storegasm
20s & 30s - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Moregasm
Very brief - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Micro Orgasm
Way too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Toregasm
Wetdream - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Snoregasm
When YOU are a prostitute - - - - - - - - - - - - Choregasm
While flying - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Soargasm
With a cop - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boargasm
With someone you just met at the bar - - - - - - Scoregasm
With the Quadruplets - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fourgasm
With your freshly deceased spouse - - - - - - - - Mourngasm
Al & Tipper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Goregasm
Barely happened - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boredgasm
Blue Collar - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Poorgasm
During foreplay - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Foregasm
From Masturbation - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Just Yourgasm
In a rowboat - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Oargasm
In brand new home, BEFORE you move in - - - - - - Floorgasm
Just before leaving - - - - - - - - - - - Out the Doorgasm
On the Internet - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Porngasm
One you had to pay for - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Whoregasm
Penis covered with chocolate syrup, marshmallow creme and Graham Cracker crumbs, subjected to a blowjob - - Smoregasm
Too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Soregasm
Trying out the vibrator at the Adult Bookstore - -Storegasm
20s & 30s - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Moregasm
Very brief - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Micro Orgasm
Way too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Toregasm
Wetdream - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Snoregasm
When YOU are a prostitute - - - - - - - - - - - - Choregasm
While flying - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Soargasm
With a cop - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boargasm
With someone you just met at the bar - - - - - - Scoregasm
With the Quadruplets - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fourgasm
With your freshly deceased spouse - - - - - - - - Mourngasm
by Jack Bozdog July 1, 2006
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Well, she does look pretty damn good naked, but, she must stuff her bra or wear falseys or somethin', she is definitely an ostrich dude.
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