Jack Bozdog's definitions

sugar muffin

1. A female who is really sweet.

2. Great tasting pussy!

My wife is such a sugar muffin (1&2)!

by Jack Bozdog January 1, 2007

Ostrich

A woman with nice legs, nice hips, and big hair, but no tits.

Yeah! I fucked the Hell out of Mary last night!

Wow! I bet it was great seeing her naked!

Well, she does look pretty damn good naked, but, she must stuff her bra or wear falseys or somethin', she is definitely an ostrich dude.

by Jack Bozdog December 10, 2006

Camming

Cruising in your Camaro.

The Chevy Camaro is coming back. Soon I'll be able to do my Camming in a brand new car!

by Jack Bozdog December 10, 2006

self-heating sleeping bag

The #1 why beans are so popular as a camping food...

...is that they create the self-heating sleeping bag at night!

by Jack Bozdog November 27, 2006

Beaver Dam, Missouri

Code for "period" or "period, misery". "Beaver Dam" = "tampon", "Maxi-pad", etc., and "Missouri" is code for "misery".

TOM: "Hey, Eric, how about you and Laurra coming over for dinner tonight?"

ERIC: "No, Laurra's in Beaver Dam, Missouri right now."

TOM: "Oh, okay, I get ya."

by Jack Bozdog September 7, 2006

woody johnson

An very hard and erect penis.

I got a woody johnson just looking at that elevator chick over there!

by Jack Bozdog August 11, 2006

dorkus

An UNATTRACTIVE female dork. An ATTRACTIVE female dork is called a "Dorkette".

You can NOT turn Bertha into a Prom Queen by just taking off her glasses and changing her hairstyle. Bertha is NOT a Dorkette, she is a Dorkus!

Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.

by Jack Bozdog August 3, 2006