Jack's definitions

fuckoff

1.)go away
2.)to beat your meat
3.)an longhaired RA named Trey

Dude, Trey is a cockmunch and a fuckoff

by jack September 29, 2004

banana split fruit bowl

The act of making a Fruit Bowl with a boner. It will appear to be a long banana with two plums.

I made a banana split fruit bowl but my cock hurt really bad.

by Jack March 31, 2005

megadeth

Formed by ex metallica guitarist Dave Mustaine, who got kicked out for having drug problems. One of the best and greatest metal band on earth, up there with Metallica.

Megadeth was one of the best metal band on earth until they broke up in April 2002.

by Jack September 19, 2003

linntie

linnet the name of a tiny bird that flits through the hedges and bushes, hence linntie a 'geordie'slang word for linnet

he was as quick as a linntie

by jack January 17, 2005

wopstetler

an old movement of the leg that westerns did in the 50's.

Look at the wopstetler.

by Jack April 28, 2003

steal this book

A book considered by some to be in the same vein as the Anarchist Cookbook but far less malicious in nature, Steal this Book was a guide to conning in most aspects of life. Steal this Book detailed methods for stealing just about anything including food, clothes, furniture, and even housing.

Everything the average hippie-on-the-street had to know to survive without working could be found in a copy of Steal this Book, all the methods were tried and true. It's a shame few of them work nowadays.

Don't be a sucker, grab your Steal this Book and figure out how to get your dinner for free.

by Jack April 2, 2004

diaper-pee

pungent smelling urine, very yellow in colour that compares in odour to that of a soiled diaper.

The odour of diaper-pee lingerd every time he peed.

by Jack May 30, 2004