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Doneil

doneil is a guy that will always be ther to ruin anything cool thats happing at that time, but also someone that takes the blame without worrying.See basey
AWWWWWWW dooNEEEEEIL you've dun it again, shaft off.
by Jack February 25, 2005
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High School

High school is a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. All high schools in the country were built around 1960 and were designed to hold about half as many students as they currently do. Nothing seems to work quite right in a high school building. The heaters only work during the summer and the air conditioning only works in the winter. The asbestos insulation has all fagged out and the building becomes an oven or a meat locker, depending on the time of year. The plumbing is usually a disaster in high school, with drinking fountains never working but toilets that never stop running.

High schools are usually poorly run by a team of out of touch assholes, also known as Principals, counselor, teachers, and ex-Marine drill sergeants (gym teachers). These people seem hell bent on destroying all hope for students through tedious testing, poorly planned projects, educational videos made during the Truman Administration, and text books that mention the Soviet Union on every page.

High school is also the place where the stress of growing up and the stress of fitting in join forces to destroy even the strongest among us. Most of High school is not spent learning but involves trying to find friends who aren't complete douche bags, trying hook up with people of the opposite sex unsuccessfully, combing your hair, buying cloths in the effort that someone will notice you, working out so you will not get your ass kicked everyday, trying desperately to get rid of the zits that have taken over your face, driving a car that a homeless person wouldn't piss in or riding on an over crowed bus while choking on diesel fumes, while people you don't know make fun of you worse then your friends do, and on top of all of that, you must act like nothing is wrong in your life.
High school is a place where everyone acts like their lives are great but are really dead inside.

The scars of High School last long after graduation day.
by Jack February 25, 2005
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posegay

distant cousin of batman; striking fear into the minds of little aquatic dwelling peoples;
o sh*t posegay is coming
by Jack February 26, 2005
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mud-butt

Taking a shit that has the look and consistancy of mud. Usually leaves a feeling of burning.
I am never drinking like that again. I was on the toilet with mud-butt all morning.
by Jack February 26, 2005
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KOMPRESSOR

The term Mercedes Benz uses for their supercharged models.
The SL55AMG comes has badges that say "V8 Kompressor", meaning it has a supercharged V8.
by Jack February 26, 2005
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Kung-Fu Hustle

Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.
Shit dude, I tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered.
by Jack February 28, 2005
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bahama mama hot dog

When you fuck a girl in the ass, and after you cum in her you give her a rim job.
For my girlfriends birthday i gave her a bahama mama hot dog
by jack February 28, 2005
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