Jack's definitions

kripy

This is what people in flordia call Hydro or the really good marijuana ya know the chronic shit like that

Nah he don't smoke the krip, he doesn't want to go crazy....

by jack March 15, 2005

alcopop

A fruity flavoued alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females. Also known as bitch piss. Consumed in vast quantities by 15-yr old girls with way to much make up and nowhere near enough clothing.

"What ARE you drinking? Not another alcopop! Go get a real drink!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

Emergency brake

Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.

Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.

by Jack February 22, 2005

vitti

A slut who's nickname is crusty but has nice tits

Andrew was going to fuck that girl but she was a vitti.

by Jack January 17, 2005

KOMPRESSOR

The term Mercedes Benz uses for their supercharged models.

The SL55AMG comes has badges that say "V8 Kompressor", meaning it has a supercharged V8.

by Jack February 26, 2005

jewf

A good looking jewish male.
Source-Anceient Hebrew

The guy I meet at the bank was a real jewf.

by Jack December 3, 2004

jesuszilla

Son of Godzilla!
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Gonna open up a big ole can of whoopass on Mothra.

by Jack September 20, 2004