12 definitions by Jack Da Rippa

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1.To thrust with an erect male penis
Did you see jon cack joust that girls face?
Or
I will cack joust your eye out!
by Jack Da Rippa May 13, 2005
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A mackeral is a word used in London and the surrounding countys to describe a wannabe gangsta. These are people who try to intimidate others by threatening them with gangster actions such as 'spraying them wiv their Ak's' or 'merking them with their mandem'. However, any attempt to do so would be futlye. The perpertrators are normally 'wastemanz' or 'hairdressers' who try to make themselves feel better by trying to act cool and hard.
Martyn: oi blud , call up yo' Peter Pandem, we gots bare beef wiv rob da hairdresser

Matt: aaww Allow bruv, that bredrin is a Mackeral. I slew manz like dat on da reg just fo jizzlez.

Martyn: Brrrrrrrllllllaaaaap.
by Jack Da Rippa January 31, 2006
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this is basically a longer version of the ghetto word 'ill' its is an eclamation of joy or a word used to describe something that issick heavy or very good.
girl: i am gonna suk ur dik boi!
boy : ILLTING!!

'have u heard dat new Jack Da Rippa tune? it's Illting!
by Jack Da Rippa May 13, 2005
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piss, urinate, this is rhyming slang. k swiss is a popular urban shoe brand but is commonly used as a politer way of saying 'piss' or just to sound 'safe'. It can also just be shortened to k which means the same.
'oh shizzle nizzle i deperate for a k swiss'

'yo negroid im just rollzing to go for a k
by Jack Da Rippa May 13, 2005
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unhygienic is a word used to describe something being cool or very good.. usually used to describe an 'ill' tune. Relates directly to the complimentry words 'disgusting' and 'messy'
Clarke: i love this new grime riddim
Matt: yeeeeeeaaaah boi, dis tune is unhygienic blud!
Clarke: fo' shizzle dizzle
by Jack Da Rippa January 31, 2006
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