noun: Any car exceeding the speed limit or driving recklessly, whose speed you match with your car while maintaining a reasonable distance behind them. The idea is that the Scape Goat will get caught in any speed trap up ahead, and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Doing this is called Scape Goating.
"That guy's going pretty fast... I'm going to let him get a little further ahead of me, and then I'll speed up and use him as a Scape Goat."
by Jace555 May 04, 2009
When you are so bored in the bathroom, you begin to read the labels on the backs of the toiletries and cleaning supply bottles just to pass the time.
Giovanni was in the bathroom yesterday and after half an hour he got such a bad case of labelreaderitus, he began to read the back of the Lysol can.
by Jace555 May 19, 2009
Two common situations of the Involuntary "You Too"
Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**
Parent: Drive safe and have fun.
Son: Ok you too.
**uncomfortable silence**
Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**
Parent: Drive safe and have fun.
Son: Ok you too.
**uncomfortable silence**
by Jace555 May 08, 2009